Definitions by crook

craque 

Craque is a fictionalised frenchified faggified spelling of crack.

"Get off le craque!"

craque by crOOk March 31, 2005

panacea

White town in near Tallahassee, Florida, the armpit of the world. 6000 inhabitants, 6 employment opportunities.

Dull: "Man, we need to get out of this shithole."
Zeeke: "Dude, how are we gonna leave Panacea without money for gas?"

panacea by crOOk March 15, 2005

blow

cocaine in its powdered form

"You got blow?I'll suck yo dick."

blow by Crook March 5, 2005

Yorkshire 

Best county in the UK by far. I aint ever gonna leave. Best accent n'all. Far less annoyin than dodgy southern accent.

I don't own a whippet.

Yorkshire by Crook November 29, 2004

York 

York is quite a small town about 23 away from leeds. All the uni students are complete nerds with posh accents. Apart from them its a mint place to live. Fucking full of tourists though.

York is where they make Kit Kats.

York by Crook November 29, 2004

stoner 

A person who gets "stoned" (high off cannabis) often. They're not always laid back and lazy as some people say they are.

I enjoy a spliff or a shotty every now and again but I'm not a stoner as such.

stoner by Crook November 29, 2004

mnyickqua 

a name for a person that is between 6'5" and 6'7" and says weird things

you are a mnyickqua

mnyickqua by crook August 11, 2003