crono's definitions

fuko

Another way of saying FUCK. Most often used by itself.

Tried to install a windows program.
Blue Screen of Death.
Sysem crash.
Need to reinstall Windoze.
FUKO!

by Crono April 21, 2003

J-rock

Japanese rock music.

I have a collection of great J-rock I got from Tokyo.

by Crono February 20, 2003

sampo

the ditch between your nose and your upper lip. first mentioned in Mystery Science Theater 3000: The Day The Earth Froze

"everything went great at the Five Iron Frenzy concert until I got kicked in the sampo by a stagediver"

by Crono July 20, 2004

Guitar Freaks

A game in Konami's Bemani series in which you use a controller that looks like a guitar to make music. The controller has three buttons and a pick-thing on it. Also links to DrumMania and used to link to Keyboardmania.

"I played Guitar Freaks a few times, got frustrated because I could never figure out how to hold the controller right, and returned to failing songs on DrumMania."

by crono June 28, 2003

MECHWARRIOR

A mecha-combat game based on the Battletech literature/board-game series. Very popular because nothing beats giant mecha robots blowing shit up.

Mechwarrior 4 kicks ass.

by Crono August 27, 2003

Pop'n Music

Another game in Konami's Bemani series. Rather than actually simulate a real instrument, the controller is a total of 9 round bubble-shaped buttons. Capable of inflicting damage upon the player as they play the game, but probably the best game in the series. Extremely popular in Japan, but almost completely nonexistent in North America.

"Nobody in the United States has a Pop'n Music machine."

by crono June 28, 2003

Daikatana

Worst PC game ever made. Was actually created by the same guy who made the awesome DOOM and Quake series.

At least you can recycle the Daikatana CD jewel case, and the CD fits quite nicely in the trash can.

by Crono March 18, 2003