critter getter's definitions

crack chicken

A crack addict that scratches and picks for rocks that aren't there. All while cocking their head back and forth, stretching and retracting their neck. All in the fashion of a chicken looking for a tasty bit to eat, they look for another hit after their stash has been all smoked up.

1st person: There goes Henry searching for those lost rocks again.
2nd person: Yeah, he's become a real crack chicken!

by critter getter October 29, 2007

hangster

This is word fusion that takes the words hippy and gangster to discribe those dreadlocked, baggy clothed, shabby, dirty, spin dancing folks that are deeply involved in drug and Grateful Dead culture, but not wanting to completely isolate themselves from modern culture, use gansta speak as their primary form of commuication.

Girl 1: Billy is such a fucking hangster ! When I brushed by him at their house he jumps up yellin' "Yo, yo, yo ! U be scetchin' my dreads ! Doan may me spin dance ova dare n git awl Rainbow Bear on yo ass !" then he says
"Now row me up 'n-otha one ah dose blunts wit dat fine ass cronic !" Whats up with that ?
Girl 2: Yeah! I don't know. Isn't he from like rural Vermont ? Like Manchester or Bromley or some-thing ???

by critter getter October 29, 2007

welfare castle

A government subsidized home. More than likely in a roach motel or low rent trailer park.

When Fair Housing gots Leroy his welfare castle ova ta Swamp Road Trailah Park he swell righ'up wiff welfare pride.

by critter getter October 10, 2007

corn miner

A derogatory term indicating a male homosexual, possibly with a herpes riddled erection.

For cryin' out loud Earl !, Leave that poor guy alone you freakin' corn miner !

by critter getter March 11, 2008

shnay

This is a slang word expressing an aggressively negative response or more accurately, meaning shit no.

Shnay! That bigotted bastard will never sway me towards his/her way of thinking or lack there of !

by critter getter September 20, 2007

Welfare farm

Describes tenement housing where in resides nothing but subsidized crackheads and alcoholics that are rampantly breeding in order to pump up their Welfare check.

Shit ! Since they built that Welfare farm next door you can't get a decent nights sleep between the screamin' children and their drunken crackhead parents cursin' at them !

by critter getter July 4, 2011

snuffy

Slang or pet name for a Snufaluffagus.
A consumer of nasally ingested recreational drugs.

also see Snufaluffagus

Check snuffy snortin' up Chucky's stash.

Those lines never stood a chance under snuffy's inhalation powers.

by critter getter August 30, 2007