critter getter's definitions

corn miner

A derogatory term indicating a male homosexual, possibly with a herpes riddled erection.

For cryin' out loud Earl !, Leave that poor guy alone you freakin' corn miner !

by critter getter March 11, 2008

beer flag

This is an action designed to get a bartenders attention in a crowded bar if you are not particularly good looking or well endowed. This action is accomplished by holding your empty glass to your forehead. The action is sometimes accompanied by shouting "BEER FLAG !" and is quite effective.

WOW ! You pulled that bartender right away from that hotty when you flew that beer flag.

Watch my beer flag get us refills moi ponto.

by critter getter March 21, 2008

hangster

This is word fusion that takes the words hippy and gangster to discribe those dreadlocked, baggy clothed, shabby, dirty, spin dancing folks that are deeply involved in drug and Grateful Dead culture, but not wanting to completely isolate themselves from modern culture, use gansta speak as their primary form of commuication.

Girl 1: Billy is such a fucking hangster ! When I brushed by him at their house he jumps up yellin' "Yo, yo, yo ! U be scetchin' my dreads ! Doan may me spin dance ova dare n git awl Rainbow Bear on yo ass !" then he says
"Now row me up 'n-otha one ah dose blunts wit dat fine ass cronic !" Whats up with that ?
Girl 2: Yeah! I don't know. Isn't he from like rural Vermont ? Like Manchester or Bromley or some-thing ???

by critter getter October 29, 2007

shnay

This is a slang word expressing an aggressively negative response or more accurately, meaning shit no.

Shnay! That bigotted bastard will never sway me towards his/her way of thinking or lack there of !

by critter getter September 20, 2007

cellist

A woman that sits with her legs wide open (clothing optional) and strokes a mans instrument.(penis)

The way Martha was sittin' there pullin' my crank with her leg staddlin' mine, I'd say she was a cellist

by critter getter September 21, 2007

crack chicken

A crack addict that scratches and picks for rocks that aren't there. All while cocking their head back and forth, stretching and retracting their neck. All in the fashion of a chicken looking for a tasty bit to eat, they look for another hit after their stash has been all smoked up.

1st person: There goes Henry searching for those lost rocks again.
2nd person: Yeah, he's become a real crack chicken!

by critter getter October 29, 2007

goin' all town meeting

"goin' all town meeting" is a phrase that came to bare after the national town meeting on universal health care that basically means screaming insanely all up in your face.

You'd better take two steps back before

I start goin' all town meeting on your ass !

by critter getter August 14, 2009