critter getter's definitions

Welfare farm

Describes tenement housing where in resides nothing but subsidized crackheads and alcoholics that are rampantly breeding in order to pump up their Welfare check.

Shit ! Since they built that Welfare farm next door you can't get a decent nights sleep between the screamin' children and their drunken crackhead parents cursin' at them !

by critter getter July 4, 2011

smatter

This is a word that with two meaning first as a compound word it translates into the question "What is the matter ?" or " Is there a problem ? "
The being the ejected substance of a of a wet fart.

{Definitions #1}

:Hey... What smatter ? You don't look so good.

{Definition #2}

: Oh no ! That not good ! I just farted and got smatter on my underware !

by critter getter September 27, 2009

town meeting

This phrase was brought about in the time of debates over "Universal Health Care" and the way people behaved in the face of differing opinions.
It means to disagree vehemently, to aggressively object,

to show outrage at another opinion

and to get all up in ones face about it

That ignorant S O B !, I all most had to go all town meeting on his ass !

I'll town meeting your every word unless you start making sense !

by critter getter September 1, 2009

goin' all town meeting

"goin' all town meeting" is a phrase that came to bare after the national town meeting on universal health care that basically means screaming insanely all up in your face.

You'd better take two steps back before

I start goin' all town meeting on your ass !

by critter getter August 14, 2009

nummy nums

This is used to describe something tasty to eat or that you have eaten.

Mmmm... Hot double deep dish apple crumble pie with vanilla ice and caramel syrup...mmm nummy nums !

by critter getter December 18, 2008

wpos

This is a compound word abbreviation representative of a noun meaning
"Worthless Piece of Shit".
Pronounced whoo-pus

(1st. person) Man, I can't beleive that WPOS Tommy'O can hold down his job through meerly kissing ass and deverting blame onto others !
(2nd.person) Yep, he's a real WPOS alright !

by critter getter June 2, 2008

beer flag

This is an action designed to get a bartenders attention in a crowded bar if you are not particularly good looking or well endowed. This action is accomplished by holding your empty glass to your forehead. The action is sometimes accompanied by shouting "BEER FLAG !" and is quite effective.

WOW ! You pulled that bartender right away from that hotty when you flew that beer flag.

Watch my beer flag get us refills moi ponto.

by critter getter March 21, 2008