critter getter's definitions

corn miner

A derogatory term indicating a male homosexual, possibly with a herpes riddled erection.

For cryin' out loud Earl !, Leave that poor guy alone you freakin' corn miner !

by critter getter March 11, 2008

shnay

This is a slang word expressing an aggressively negative response or more accurately, meaning shit no.

Shnay! That bigotted bastard will never sway me towards his/her way of thinking or lack there of !

by critter getter September 20, 2007

cellist

A woman that sits with her legs wide open (clothing optional) and strokes a mans instrument.(penis)

The way Martha was sittin' there pullin' my crank with her leg staddlin' mine, I'd say she was a cellist

by critter getter September 21, 2007

welfare castle

A government subsidized home. More than likely in a roach motel or low rent trailer park.

When Fair Housing gots Leroy his welfare castle ova ta Swamp Road Trailah Park he swell righ'up wiff welfare pride.

by critter getter October 10, 2007

beer flag

This is an action designed to get a bartenders attention in a crowded bar if you are not particularly good looking or well endowed. This action is accomplished by holding your empty glass to your forehead. The action is sometimes accompanied by shouting "BEER FLAG !" and is quite effective.

WOW ! You pulled that bartender right away from that hotty when you flew that beer flag.

Watch my beer flag get us refills moi ponto.

by critter getter March 21, 2008

wpos

This is a compound word abbreviation representative of a noun meaning
"Worthless Piece of Shit".
Pronounced whoo-pus

(1st. person) Man, I can't beleive that WPOS Tommy'O can hold down his job through meerly kissing ass and deverting blame onto others !
(2nd.person) Yep, he's a real WPOS alright !

by critter getter June 2, 2008

rock up

A verb that indicates the smoking of crack cocaine.

Yo baby !, I got the shit ! Let go rock up !

by critter getter October 17, 2007