25 definitions by crapper mcgee

sleepwalk capsules

Any halucinogenic drug. Refers to the halucinations you experience while under the influence of halucinogens, as they can be like dream, but in a conscious state.

Also a song by the band "At The Drive-In".

Dude1: Hey, you're acting kinda wierd, man.
Dude2: You know that last tab of acid I was saving?
Dude1: Yeah?
Dude2: I dropped it.
Dude1: Far out, man. You took a sleepwalk capsule?

by crapper mcgee March 28, 2004

velcro

When you shave the hair on your head to 2 or 1 millimeter in length, so that when you run your hand over your head, it feels like a coarse, short-haired brush. When you try to pull a sweater or shirt over your head, it will stick a bit like velcro.

"Man, this velcro got me a head full of lint from my sweater".

by crapper mcgee January 25, 2004

balloon land

When, after inhaling too much nitrous oxide (laughing gas), contained in a baloon, you subsequently pass out, as nitrous is used as an anasthetic.

"Shit, Pete's gone to balloon land! Hahahahaha!"

by crapper mcgee January 23, 2004

bacon

Scabs, stagnated/oxided blood over wounds. People commonly pick on them.

"Don't pick on that bacon, or it will never heal properly".

by crapper mcgee January 23, 2004

gideons

A secretive group of people that place Bibles in hotel rooms. Since no-one has ever actually seen a gideon, it is believed that they started out as outcast ninjas the had embraced christianity. Government programs concentrating on capturing and studying gideons have so far been unsuccessful.

"I'm gonna call the reception and tell them I'm don't have a bible in my room, maybe I'll get lucky and see a gideon".

by crapper mcgee March 28, 2004

gummer

Old person with no or little teeth left/ Old person.

"My grandpa is a gummer".

by crapper mcgee January 23, 2004

pornography

Graphic depiction that has no artistic merit and that leads to sexual thought.

Which is basically every commercial I have ever seen...

by crapper mcgee March 28, 2004