Definitions by cranioDan11

BAFFLED 

An acronym for when you're having "one of those days". BAFFLED stands for

Bored
As
Fuck and
Failing

Largely at
Everything I
Do

I wish I could think of something fun to do, today. But I'm absolutely BAFFLED

BAFFLED by cranioDan11 August 15, 2017

big orange muppet with little grabby hands 

Nickname for President Donald Trump

POTUS is a damn joke. He's nothing more than a big orange muppet with little grabby hands

big orange muppet with little grabby hands by cranioDan11 January 30, 2017

Raisiningly cold 

When the weather outside is so cold it causes a man's testes to shrink to the size of raisins

Damn! You'd better bundle up before you go out. It's raisiningly cold out there.

Raisiningly cold by cranioDan11 January 31, 2016

point of eww 

A person's opinion regarding something he or she dislikes.

I think the whole idea of eating raw fish is nasty, but that's just my point of eww.

point of eww by cranioDan11 September 29, 2012

shearing 

Reducing your computer's memory usage by ending unnecessary tasks, freeing up resources to be used by other applications.

Also known as Shaving Off RAM

Holy shit! Windows 7 is taking up 1.5 gigabytes of RAM. That mofo needs shearing!

shearing by cranioDan11 May 22, 2012