particle bored

when every single fiber within your corporeal frame yearns with urgency to do something fun, but to no avail: boredom to the extent of painfulness

Today's just one of those days I'm fucking particle bored!

by cranioDan11 August 26, 2023

Nirvanamatopoeia

The characteristic of a song or band sounding like Nirvana rip-off. Also known as "Sounds Like Teen Spirit".

"Whoa!!! That song has a serious case of Nirvanamatopoeia!"

by cranioDan11 November 05, 2023

mashed potato ice cream cone effect

The "mashed potato ice cream cone effect" is a surprise feeling (often negative) when you eat or bite into one thing thinking it's something else that looks similar

I poured myself some salsa to have with my tortilla chips. It wasn't until the first chip that I realized it was spaghetti sauce in a salsa jar. I quickly learned the meaning of the mashed potato ice cream cone effect

by cranioDan11 May 02, 2021

Raisiningly cold

When the weather outside is so cold it causes a man's testes to shrink to the size of raisins

Damn! You'd better bundle up before you go out. It's raisiningly cold out there.

by cranioDan11 November 23, 2015

sticktoitiveness

Staying power, patience

My teacher told me he was impressed by my sticktoitiveness

by cranioDan11 April 08, 2020