craig's definitions

scoom

Egotistical inbred highlander, closely related to the butt monkey

Oi scoom, what the f*ck you talking bout?????

by craig September 22, 2004

jibbers

Person(s) who jibs (skips lessons). See my definition for jibbing.

Me: Are we gonan go to Maths?

Jordan. Nah. Let's jib.

by Craig April 29, 2005

peaches and cream

Man is getting oral gratification from man or woman (your choice). Just before that special moments comes and your gratifier stops bobbing and leans back to get a face full. At this point a quick punch to the nose will yeild a nice trickle of blood which will quickly be joined by a shower of semen and when mixed togeter becomes your peaches and cream.

If this hoe doesn't start showing my balls some attention this blow job will end in some peaches and cream.

by Craig January 20, 2005

Suyeto

suyeto means one boat

We came to America from Samoa on suyeto.

by Craig June 19, 2006

Double yoker

Cockney rhyming slang for joker.

"Whatchya trying ta do, make me look like some sort of double yoker?" Mike Reid as Frank Butcher in Eastenders

by Craig August 27, 2004

Large Professor

Emcee for the hip hop group, Main Source, and now is an acclaimed hip hop producer and emcee

Large Professor is a great producer and emcee.

by Craig April 8, 2005

Spanner

Spanner wrench - a special wrench used in the fire service to assist in decoupling fire hoses.

Yo.. Rookie.. get the spanner off the engine.

by Craig October 21, 2003