craig's definitions

heathpark

when someone plays all the games for a certain team

wow, that guy has done a heathpark this season

by Craig December 9, 2004

big smoke

One of the Grove Street Families in GTA: San Andreas. Quite a funny character but as the game progresses you discover that him and another fellow GSF gangster, Ryder are selling and shipping drugs with the enemy gang.

I can't believe that BS would sell out on his homies.

by Craig April 20, 2005

scoom

Egotistical inbred highlander, closely related to the butt monkey

Oi scoom, what the f*ck you talking bout?????

by craig September 22, 2004

chili whip

Adj. The act of a man slapping his penis across a womans face.

Fred CHILI WHIPed wilma with his prehistoric suasage.

by Craig October 30, 2002

peaches and cream

Man is getting oral gratification from man or woman (your choice). Just before that special moments comes and your gratifier stops bobbing and leans back to get a face full. At this point a quick punch to the nose will yeild a nice trickle of blood which will quickly be joined by a shower of semen and when mixed togeter becomes your peaches and cream.

If this hoe doesn't start showing my balls some attention this blow job will end in some peaches and cream.

by Craig January 20, 2005

Ando

Fine strain of marijunana

This shit is totally Ando

by craig July 16, 2004

jibbers

Person(s) who jibs (skips lessons). See my definition for jibbing.

Me: Are we gonan go to Maths?

Jordan. Nah. Let's jib.

by Craig April 29, 2005