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A dog that belongs to a chav. Breed invariably a Pitt Bull Terrier, Staffordshire Terrier, Rottweiler or a cross of these breeds. The more dangerously over-playful they are, the more popular they seem to be.
At any time of day, on any council estate in the UK, you will see a chav and a chav dog. Steer clear.
by Craig September 10, 2004
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Get the on her reds mug.A meeting on Thursdays at a fucking amazing sports bar where men get together to talk about chicks, beer, and how much we hate school...oh yeah, and L/D Max.
by Craig April 1, 2005
Get the Aerospace Party mug.Usually a phrase said when people are being silent to make them laugh! Or, if you have a knife in your eye!
by craig May 9, 2004
Get the There's a knife in my eye! mug.When an aroused man frantically rubs his turgid penis, it gives the impression that he is polishing it until it shines; hence he is a nob shiner. Used as a derogatory term to indicate a person who is behaving foolishly in the eyes of the speaker.
by Craig August 10, 2004
Get the Nob shiner mug.Taken from the Borket Family of Ipswich in Australia who choose to breed internally so their family tree has no branches despite seeking medical advise against incest. Term hence used to describe an incredibly stupid act.
You Borket!
by Craig November 24, 2003
Get the Borket mug.A lot of people who say "free Tibet!" and like to give a dollar to homeless people shop here. They talk of world peace and other hippy shit when in reality their $500 jeans were made in a sweat shop in china, when the money could have gone towards freeing Tibet!
I am so into reggay that i always shop here, I'm am SUCH a hipster! Despite the christian morals behind rastafarian, i smoke weed and am down with marley.
by Craig January 24, 2004
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