cosmic user's definitions

peter

A unit of measure invented by Type O Negative fans. One peter equals exactly two meters, which is almost the exact height of Type O's leader Peter Steele, who unfortunately died too soon.

The height of our Christmas tree is about a peter tall. If you look outside, you'll see the moon, located nearly 200 million peters away from Earth.

by cosmic user December 9, 2019

adshit

Annoying and unneeded ads that can dislikefully slow down/freeze up the webpage, popping up, or unwillingly load another webpage.

It's constantly been loading adshit while answering trivia questions on Topix, resulting in a loud CPU fan while slowing down the webpage.

by cosmic user August 30, 2017

fucktea

beer

The word comes from the belief that drinking beer that looks like a tea would make them say 'fuck' more readily.

My brother always drink fuckteas while playing pool with me.

by cosmic user August 29, 2017

fute

Non-vulgar way of saying fuck.

Comes from futuō, the Latin word for fuck. Pronunciation is a blend of 'fuck' and 'shoot'.

Ah fute, I missed the 8-ball shot and lost!

by cosmic user August 29, 2017

fucksquito

A fucking mosquito that bite me shitloads of times, giving me itches that make me keep on scratching.

I enjoy hanging out with friends outdoors at night, but all those fucksquitos keep biting me. I should've put on fucksquito repellent.

by cosmic user August 30, 2017

Fulk

A folk music containing funk elements in them, featuring folk-style acoustic guitar, roiling basslines associated with funk, breaks from banging on drums, and repeating loops. Fulk differs by a single letter from folk and funk! And despite a one-letter difference from 'fuck', fulk singers don't usually say 'fuck'.

Barbara & Ernie, Enter the Haggis, Sam Carter, and The Hoolie Band are examples of fulk bands.

by cosmic user August 31, 2017

pap

Pop-rap music closely related to gangsta rap. It is characterized by rapping and popping. Artists include Beastie Boys, LL Cool J, and Run DMC.

Rap and pop lovers would really love hearing pap music.

by cosmic user September 1, 2017