Definitions by cornholio

no-nuts 

Letterally, a male with no testicles; metaphorically, a chicken-shit little motherfucker

That little no-nuts was one of the ten dwarves vying for the Presidency

no-nuts by cornholio October 16, 2003

spongeworthy 

Worth fucking in a time of scarcity; from a Seinfeld skit about the discontinued sale of contraceptive sponges.

In spite of his diminuitive pecker and his disdain for bathing, his sarcastic wit made him just barely spongeworthy

spongeworthy by cornholio October 16, 2003

Irish twins 

Children, born in succession within one year

They were like rabbits. Now their Irish twins are six and seven.

Irish twins by cornholio October 16, 2003

shit fire

Three-syllable expression of surprise used by Texans and other peckerwoods.

Shit fire! George W. Bush can write a complete sentence.

shit fire by cornholio October 16, 2003

faygele 

Yiddish for a homosexual queerio; not politically correct.

The little decorator seemed like such a faygele as he flitted around the fabric store.

faygele by cornholio October 16, 2003

shuffle 

Acting obsequious or subservient, in a slave-like manner.

When a cop stops me in Georgia, I shuffle.

shuffle by cornholio October 16, 2003

mackerel snapper

A Roman Catholic. Midly pejorative or humorous. Refers to the former Catholic custom of abstaining from meat on Fridays, and hence eating fish.

The mackerel snappers think the Pope is cool, even though he wears a dress.

mackerel snapper by cornholio October 16, 2003