gambler's fallacy

The belief that the odds of an event occurring increase after it has failed to occur a certain number of times.

This nickel has come up "heads" 5 times in a row; the next time it has to be a "tail."

by cornholio October 09, 2003

mouthpiece

Dated criminal slang for a lawyer, especially a criminal defense lawyer

My mouthpiece is trying to get me to plea bargain my deuce down to a reckless.

by cornholio October 09, 2003

queerio

A sod, fag, gay boy. Pejorative, in a jaunty sort of way.

The waiters at that joint are a bunch of queerios.

by cornholio October 11, 2003

authoritaah

Eric Cartman's version of Authority

Hey! I am a cop And You WILL Respect my Authoritaah!

by cornholio July 18, 2003

buggerall

British for "not a damned thing'; gurnisht; nada.

I worked painting his house for a week, but he didn't pay me buggerall

by cornholio October 09, 2003

Montezuma's revenge

The runs, diarrhea, Aztec two-step

I ate the raw oysters, and wham! I had a bad case of Montezuma's revenge

by Cornholio September 29, 2003

spongeworthy

Worth fucking in a time of scarcity; from a Seinfeld skit about the discontinued sale of contraceptive sponges.

In spite of his diminuitive pecker and his disdain for bathing, his sarcastic wit made him just barely spongeworthy

by cornholio October 16, 2003