Definitions by cornholio

Checkered Demon

Comix character popularized by S. Clay Wilson.

"Nice day for somethin'!" giggled the Checkered Demon

Checkered Demon by cornholio October 11, 2003

vai tomar no cu

Brazilian for "take it up the ass" meaning "fuck you" in the general non-sexual sense.

"Vai tomar no cu" he said to the Mother Superior as he hightailed to the street, dressed only an a wimple.

vai tomar no cu by cornholio October 11, 2003

bordello 

A brothel or whorehouse.

After I gave up drug-smuggling, I bought a bordello in Tangiers.

bordello by cornholio October 11, 2003

eat my pork 

(1) Perform fellatio on me (request for sex).
(2) A generalized insult -- go fuck yourself

"Eat my pork, bitch!"

eat my pork by cornholio October 11, 2003

queerio 

A sod, fag, gay boy. Pejorative, in a jaunty sort of way.

The waiters at that joint are a bunch of queerios.

queerio by cornholio October 11, 2003

digitus impudicus 

{The finger]; a gesture using the middle finger to simulate a penis, and the remaining finger, testicles. From the Latin.

After popping a surprise quiz on us, the Latin master displayed a digitus impudicus, hopped into his MG, and peeled off to bugger the boys' choir

digitus impudicus by cornholio October 11, 2003

piercing 

Surgical decoration of the body, esp. the ears, nostrils, eyebrows and navel; sometimes the tongue, nipples, or genitalia. Considered attractive by some, disgusting by others

At my elementary school, they frowned on navel-piercing until the principal had it done.

piercing by cornholio October 11, 2003