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Deuce

He got charged with a deuce but pled it down to a reckless.
by Cornholio October 19, 2003
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cornholio

A terrorist named Cornholio who needs TP for his bunghole.
I am cornholio! I need TP for my bunghole!
by Cornholio August 15, 2003
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Irish twins

Children, born in succession within one year
They were like rabbits. Now their Irish twins are six and seven.
by cornholio October 16, 2003
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ankle-biter

Only ankle-biters like Barney; everyone else wants to barbecue him.
by Cornholio October 31, 2003
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fangul

Fangul! gestured Giovanni, at which point I kicked him in the balls.
by cornholio October 14, 2003
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eat my pork

(1) Perform fellatio on me (request for sex).
(2) A generalized insult -- go fuck yourself
"Eat my pork, bitch!"
by cornholio October 11, 2003
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groaner

A joke that's so corny or stupid it makes one groan instead of laugh.
That one that ended "Look at that S-car go!" was a real groaner.
by cornholio October 13, 2003
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