going to the dentist

Driving very slowly, as if to delay one's arrival at an unpleasant destination. See proctologist.

That idiot up ahead must be going to the dentist.

by Cornholio November 04, 2003

handballing

Fisting, as practiced anally among gay men.

Handballing is a true expression of boy-love

by cornholio October 16, 2003

shlemiel

A sad sack, a loser, a poor slob; from the Yiddish and German. "A shlemiel drops it; a shlemazel picks it up."

He made a living playing a shlemiel on TV.

by cornholio October 04, 2003

OB-GYN

A medical doctor who specializes in female plumbing, aka the reproductive system. From "obstetrician-gynecologist."

I was an amateur OB-GYN before my arrest. I liked sticking my nose into women's snatches.

by Cornholio November 04, 2003

tuna fish

The Scent of a Woman, so some say.

"That ain't puddin' honey,
That ain't pie,
That's the stuff that you got me by . . . "

by cornholio October 09, 2003

Shaggy dog story

A joke, usually long, with a silly premise, often involving talking animals. Named for a classic joke involving a lost shaggy dog. Punch line: "Not that shaggy!"

The joke ended with "and that goes for your cat, too!" Just another shaggy dog story.

by cornholio October 11, 2003

vai tomar no cu

Brazilian for "take it up the ass" meaning "fuck you" in the general non-sexual sense.

"Vai tomar no cu" he said to the Mother Superior as he hightailed to the street, dressed only an a wimple.

by cornholio October 11, 2003