Definitions by cornholio

Irish twins 

Children, born in succession within one year

They were like rabbits. Now their Irish twins are six and seven.

Irish twins by cornholio October 16, 2003

spongeworthy 

Worth fucking in a time of scarcity; from a Seinfeld skit about the discontinued sale of contraceptive sponges.

In spite of his diminuitive pecker and his disdain for bathing, his sarcastic wit made him just barely spongeworthy

spongeworthy by cornholio October 16, 2003

no-nuts 

Letterally, a male with no testicles; metaphorically, a chicken-shit little motherfucker

That little no-nuts was one of the ten dwarves vying for the Presidency

no-nuts by cornholio October 16, 2003

shit fire

Three-syllable expression of surprise used by Texans and other peckerwoods.

Shit fire! George W. Bush can write a complete sentence.

shit fire by cornholio October 16, 2003

Stalinoid 

Bolshevik allegedly sympathetic to the former Soviet Union and its dead dictator.

He was a Stalinoid who was working in the Kucinich campaign.

Stalinoid by cornholio October 16, 2003

Napoleon

A short person who fancies himself hot shit.

Him with his little moustache and his attitude. What a little Napoleon!

Napoleon by cornholio October 16, 2003

shuffle 

Acting obsequious or subservient, in a slave-like manner.

When a cop stops me in Georgia, I shuffle.

shuffle by cornholio October 16, 2003