cool4dude's definitions

Crapmanistan

A word for countries which are considered to be third world, or merely subpar. This specific term is used generally for countries around the middle east with names which are unfamiliar and/or hard to pronounce.

I asked Sally what country we were bombing, and she shrugged and said, "Crapmanistan."

by cool4dude April 29, 2005

emoteahobag

One who uses emotes or "emoticons," extensively in online speach. It is often to a ridiculous degree, to the point where they make more faces than words.

Allison was being an emoteahobag in the chatroom, so we had to kick her out.

by cool4dude April 28, 2005

half bulimic

One that binges but fails to purge.

Joe was fat because he was only half bulimic.

by cool4dude April 29, 2005

Lawyer Ball

A disparaging nickname for soccer.

My friend was talking about the FIFA World Cup, then he asked if I watched it and I said, "I would never watch that damn Lawyer Ball!"

by cool4dude December 17, 2006

biznackle

Somewhat like a combination of a biznitch and a putz, the term biznackle is most often used as a joking insult towards someone.

Generally it is used towards those who aren't quite "with it" and/or are being annoying in the context of the given situation.

Dan was making jokes about gay people while we were in an important meeting, so I had to slap him and say, "shut up biznackle."

by cool4dude April 28, 2005

spifftastic

Something that is both spiffy and fantastic.

Jeff thinks his new green shirt is spifftastic

by cool4dude April 28, 2005

grand prix

Though it is the name of a car made by Pontiac, it has been made an insult by calling the owners of said cars Grand Prix (pronounced Pricks.)

"Did you see those guys cut us off?"

"Sure did Bob, they were some grand prix"

by cool4dude May 3, 2005