Jesus

Known by Christians as the Messiah, the savior; the bringer of light to the after-world of darkness.

By other Abrachamic Religions he is known merely as a prophet, bring the word of God.
Jesus is a liberal
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Dick Nixon

The act of giving a hand job while in the Democratic National Committee. It’s named after US President Richard Nixon, nicknamed Dick.
Gimme a dick Nixon or else I’ll pop ya hed of
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Angela Merkel

Chancellor of Germany. She’s like Obama but a white woman. Elected to a fourth term, she makes white men in germany feel how black women feel in America. She also won 2018’s thickest world leader award.
I masturbate to pictures of Angela Merkel
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Richard Nixon

The man who killed President and Senators Kennedy
Joey Kennedy: “THAT BITCH-ASS RICHARD NIXON KILLED MY SON”
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Abortion

What Mrs. Trump should’ve had
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Bill Cosbied

Somebody’s getting Bill Cosbied tonight,” said Malik Hall
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