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Nazi

Another term for Republican.

Look at that nazi Rand Paul

by condoms r too small for me October 22, 2018

The Moritay

A sexual act where a woman pisses on a man.

Jack screamed when I preformed the moritay on him

by condoms r too small for me June 4, 2022

Abortion

What Mrs. Trump should’ve had

Donald was a failed abortion

by condoms r too small for me March 27, 2019

Richard Nixon

The man who killed President and Senators Kennedy

Joey Kennedy: “THAT BITCH-ASS RICHARD NIXON KILLED MY SON”

by condoms r too small for me June 10, 2018

The Malik

A sexual position for vaginal intercourse in which the woman lays on her back with her legs onto of the mans shoulder and the man is on his knees pounding his penis deep inside. This position is key to orgasmic pleasure for a woman as it gets the penis to press against the walls of the vagina, the most sensitive part of the interior.

*WHEN A MAN IS READY TO CUM YOU WANNA MAKE SURE YOU PUT BOTH FEET ON ONE SHOULDER AND THEN YOU CAN SLIDE YOUR PENIS IN THROUGH THE SIDE OF THE VAGINA*

Man: “I’m gonna perform the Malik on you.”
Woman: “Ooh,” *gets wet*
Man: “We better use protection.”

by condoms r too small for me July 29, 2018

Antivaxer

A conservative who wants their children to die

Robert F. Kennedy Jr. Is not antivaxer

by condoms r too small for me March 28, 2019

Bill Cosbied

Getting raped.

“Somebody’s getting Bill Cosbied tonight,” said Malik Hall

by condoms r too small for me July 29, 2018