fat one

A penis, specifically a bulbous or "chode" like member. Less of a "shlong" more of a "wang".

"Slap a fat one in your mouth and STFU"

by Colly May 13, 2005

paffmaffspaff

what happens when paffy and maffy get in a small secluded place together. or the feeling of paffmaff glee.

mmmmpaffmaffspaff.

by colly October 23, 2003

funeral for a friend

a living cliche.

i saw funeral for a friend at the barfly, it gained me so many scene points.

by colly October 23, 2003

Boozer

1) a pub;
2) someone who is constantly intoxicated

1) going to the boozer for a few drinks
2) that guy is such a boozer

by colly November 27, 2003

grandmaster

fat slob

by Colly October 13, 2003

paffy

Patrick. Invented paffy scene, enjoys spaff... wants a gangbang on a boat in wales. generally really ghay. has an accomplice called maffy.

paffy makes me wet.

by colly October 23, 2003

a to z

to have sexual intercourse.

"drummers dont get any a to z"

by colly February 1, 2004