Lesbot

A lesbian characterised by a very boring lifestyle, usually very straightforward and businesslike. Used almost exclusively by other lesbians as an insult.

Quit being such a lesbot, Julie.

by Col. Dr. April 24, 2006

Rapture

Used to describe any violent act committed against someone for their Christian beliefs. Twist on the word popularly used to describe a purported event occurring at the Second Coming.

My nigga raptured that Bible thumper's ass.

by Col. Dr. April 24, 2006

H To Thuh O

A wet ho, take on H20 (water), signifying constant vaginal lubrication due to constantly sexing everything that moves.

This is a modern urban American take on the British "watery tart," of Monty Python fame, named for the same characteristic.

Snobby Englishman: My sister is so the watery tart, wot?
Urban Speaker: Yo, she a regular H to thuh O.

by Col. Dr. April 24, 2006

Mouse

A woman's genitals. Exchanged for the slang pussy.

She's got a sweet little mouse on her.

by Col. Dr. April 24, 2006

qiotch

(KEE-awch) Combination of queef and biotch, to produce derogatory name which is worse than both.

Speaker #1: Bud is such a queef.
Speaker #2: Bud is such a biotch.
Speaker #3: You're both right. Bud is in fact a qiotch.

by Col. Dr. April 23, 2006

cowtard

(KOW-tard) Combination of coward and tard, used as an alternative to nerd.

Bud is such a cowtard whenever someone stands up to him.

by Col. Dr. April 23, 2006

Piggy Bank

Any public coin-operated machine's cashbox which can be broken into and robbed.

We might have to smash open a piggy bank if we want malt liquor.

by Col. Dr. April 24, 2006