55 definitions by col. dr.

Clunk

One's testicles, after the sound made when someone kicks a real man there.

See also clang.

Fucker tried to kick my clunk.

by col. dr. April 24, 2006

Awning

Exceptionally long labia. Awnings hang over windows, thus the correlation.

Once I saw her awning I didn't want to fuck her anymore.

by col. dr. April 24, 2006

Cunt

Insulting term for a mouth, particularly a man's mouth when accusing him of being homosexual, or exposing him as such.

Shut your cunt, faggot.

by col. dr. April 24, 2006

Broke

Used to describe marital fidelity.

1. She broke my dick, man (I'm completely faithful to her).

by col. dr. April 24, 2006

Hydrant

A large butt plug, so named because it resembles a fire hydrant in size.

Baby loves her hydrant more than she loves me.

by col. dr. April 24, 2006

Shit

The male genitalia described as a collective.

See also junk.
See also scrap.

1. I couldn't get my shit up last night.
2. My bitch loves to lick my shit (perform fellatio).

by col. dr. April 24, 2006

Vomitous

When a thing is so wrong it makes you nauseous.

Bud's comments on your blog are vomitous, man.

by col. dr. April 26, 2006