Broke

Used to describe marital fidelity.

1. She broke my dick, man (I'm completely faithful to her).

by Col. Dr. April 24, 2006

Hydrant

A large butt plug, so named because it resembles a fire hydrant in size.

Baby loves her hydrant more than she loves me.

by Col. Dr. April 24, 2006

Clunk

One's testicles, after the sound made when someone kicks a real man there.

See also clang.

Fucker tried to kick my clunk.

by Col. Dr. April 24, 2006

Shit

The male genitalia described as a collective.

See also junk.
See also scrap.

1. I couldn't get my shit up last night.
2. My bitch loves to lick my shit (perform fellatio).

by Col. Dr. April 24, 2006

Cup Holder

The cleavage of a very large-breasted female. In rare cases used to describe an exceptionally obese male.

1. Did you see the cup holder on that chick?
2. He's so fat, he's got a fucking cup holder.

by Col. Dr. April 24, 2006

Ecoroids

Plant enhancement chemicals, plant steroids.

1. The Joneses must use ecoroids on their roses.
2. Zephyr uses ecoroids in his grow operation to get fat buds.

by Col. Dr. April 24, 2006

Mark Ecko

Term used to describe any sellout from the various urban subcultures, such as skateboarding and underground music, but especially from the graffiti artist community.

Broader use can indicate a rich fake of any sort trying to be ghetto or otherwise cool.

Namesake of Mark Ecko, former NYC graffiti artist who faked the tagging of Air Force One in widely-distributed online video hoax.

See also: Fraud
See also: Poseur, Poser, Posing

Speaker #1: Man, Jonesy just got hired to decorate some poof's studio loft with tags.
Speaker #2: Fucking Mark Ecko.

by Col. Dr. April 24, 2006