Vomitous

When a thing is so wrong it makes you nauseous.

Bud's comments on your blog are vomitous, man.

by Col. Dr. April 26, 2006

Broken

Mated for life, never going to be parted in this life or the one to come.

See broke.

We're beyond married, man, we're broken.

by Col. Dr. April 24, 2006

Steak

Athletic buttocks which cause admirers to drool like dogs looking at steak.

I'd love to pound that steak.

by Col. Dr. April 24, 2006

Graffiti Fraud

Advertising disguised as underground art.

Exemplified by Mark Ecko's faking of the tagging of Air Force One, which was a high cost production to advertise stillfree.com.

Can be used to describe any underground culture being used to induce consumers to buy something.

Using punk music in commercials is just plain graffiti fraud.

by Col. Dr. April 24, 2006

Royal

Unappealing, undesireable, and uninspiring.

1. Those nerds are worse than boring, they're royal.
2. My piece of shit car is totally royal.

by Col. Dr. April 24, 2006

Nun

Sarcastic term for a promiscuous woman or a prostitute.

Becky's such a dirty nun.

by Col. Dr. April 24, 2006

Styrofoam

1. Bric-a-brac which litters wealthy people's homes, but is not worth stealing, and is ignored by thieves.

2. Extras in cinematic production. Sometimes refers to actors if the producers are especially high on themselves.

1. Man, leave that styrofoam alone, we got to find the jewellery case.

2. You can leave if you're going to look at me like that, you know. I can find styrofoam to replace you anywhere in this shithole city. I'm Someone-Fucking-Somebody, not some podunk drama teacher.

by Col. Dr. April 24, 2006