col. dr.'s definitions

Naif

Innocent. Contraction of "naive waif."

Used to describe n00bs in the NYC art scene.

They pretend Basqiat was naif, but that nigga was down.

by Col. Dr. May 5, 2006

Phlish

Urban form of flish.

1. The MP3 player you got at your bar mitzvah is flish.

vs.

2. Dat is so phlish.

by Col. Dr. May 4, 2006

Cup Holder

The cleavage of a very large-breasted female. In rare cases used to describe an exceptionally obese male.

1. Did you see the cup holder on that chick?
2. He's so fat, he's got a fucking cup holder.

by Col. Dr. May 4, 2006

Puck

Hockey slang for a one night stand.

See also punt.

Rachel was just a puck from our roadtrip to Hamilton.

by Col. Dr. May 5, 2006

Marble Layer Cake

Black-White orgy, resembling the chocolate-white look of a marble cake.

If we had a marble layer cake I bet we could get along better.

by Col. Dr. May 4, 2006

Vomitous

When a thing is so wrong it makes you nauseous.

Bud's comments on your blog are vomitous, man.

by Col. Dr. May 6, 2006

Presidential Hoopty

Air Force One.

Reverse useage is to refer to one's hoopty as Air Force One.

1. You gotta stay in school if you every want to ride in the Presidential hoopty.

2. Pile the kids into Air Force One, we're going out for ribs.

by Col. Dr. May 5, 2006