col's definitions

columbian marching powder

cocaine, white powder

feel like shit too much of the columbian marching poeder last night

by col January 22, 2005

brixton

A depressing hole south of the river. Where the only grass is the dried kind.Don't make eye contact with anyone unless you want to be shot.Londons' ghetto.

Wow! I got out of Brixton alive!

by col January 25, 2005

saga louts

retired people with a comfortable retirement take loads of vacations during the year (usually with a company called saga who do holidays for the over 50s).

Grampa: we're going to spain next week
lil:oh you and grandma are such saga louts

by col January 25, 2005

dick van dyke accent

worst cockney accent ever!!!(in mary poppins)
see also:that guy out of ocean's 11 £ 12 don cheadle i think.

oh my god is he trying to be cockney. what an insult to cockneys!

by col February 4, 2005

batle a' wine

Saying used in Lurgan, Co. Armagh refering to a bottle of Budkfast tonic wine. A reasonably inexpensive wine drank mainly in the north of Ireland and Scotland. Usually assosiated with scumbegs.
batle a' bate the wife
batle a' wreck the house

what you gettin' fer yer ki-out cheif?
batle a' wine boss. gonna get ballaxed. lies crack.

by col May 13, 2005

frisk

An event where you have fun, and have a good time.

It can also be used to describe a person, meaning they are fun, and "a good laugh".

Sliding down those stairs head-first on an air mattress was a frisk!

I always have fun with Dave. He's a frisk.

by Col April 23, 2004

ehhh

An expression used to compliment a blank, retarded facial expression.

If used on its own, 'ehhh' is a show of confusion or uncertainty. However, it can also be used as part of a sentence, even multiple times, when immitating a person of inferior intelligence, or someone who is slow on the uptake.

"Ehhh!"

"And Jonny was all like 'Ehhh, I is ehhh, wanting to know if you is wanting to buy my car."

by Col April 23, 2004