Baby Bird Skin

Someone who is so light skinned, that they are almost translucent much like a baby bird.

Michael is so white that I can see his veins, he's a real baby bird skin.

by CocoSantango September 18, 2010

Tuscaloosa Telescope

When someone inserts a paper towel tube in a man's anus and looks through it while tugging on the man's penis.

Ed's father walked in on him when he was receiving a Tuscaloosa Telescope from Chuck.

by CocoSantango July 26, 2014

Wiener Whistler

A gay slur.

That Richard Simmons guy is a real wiener whistler.

by CocoSantango January 26, 2011

Double Roller

A bowel movement that requires more than one roll of toilet paper.

Last time I ate that many chili dogs I had a double roller.

by CocoSantango September 02, 2010

Chat Jacked

When someone sends you something cool over chat and you post it on a social networking site before they have the chance.

Rich sent me a cool Photoshop when we were chatting so I chat jacked it and posted it on Facebook.

by CocoSantango July 24, 2010

Seatard

A person living in Seattle who behaves and thinks that the world is just like Seattle, therefore their behavior is normal/acceptable.

The person who thought that renting any random person's car is a good idea is a real Seatard.

by CocoSantango May 07, 2012

Ski Mask

When a man places his underwear over his partners head and then receives oral sex through the slit in the front of the underwear.

That girl last night blew me but she was really ugly so I gave her a ski mask so I wouldn't have to look at her

by CocoSantango September 18, 2010