Forestache

When a unibrow is so thick that it becomes a mustache on the forehead.

"I have to go trim my forestache so it stops rubbing on the top of my glasses."

by CocoSantango February 24, 2010

Seatard

A person living in Seattle who behaves and thinks that the world is just like Seattle, therefore their behavior is normal/acceptable.

The person who thought that renting any random person's car is a good idea is a real Seatard.

by CocoSantango February 24, 2012

Wiener Whistler

A gay slur.

That Richard Simmons guy is a real wiener whistler.

by CocoSantango January 27, 2011

Flagged Out

When people get together on the internet and decide to flag someone's youtube videos to get their account closed.

Joey made so many people angry that they flagged out his youtube account.

by CocoSantango September 18, 2010

Dredging

When one person packs their ass crack with peanut butter or another tasty substance, and then their partner dredges it out with their tongue.

After Joe and Bill got done blowing each other, they got out the peanut butter in preparation for a hot dredging session.

by CocoSantango July 18, 2010

Marionette

A booger that is dangling on a stray nose hair so it looks as if it is floating in your nostril, moving with every breath.

I let my cousin Rich know that he had a marionette before he had to give the toast at Beth's wedding.

by CocoSantango August 17, 2010

Fire Hoop

When one defecates after eating spicy food and it leaves their anus burning.

All those buffalo wings gave me fire hoop.

by CocoSantango September 18, 2010