cluin's definitions

crowsfoot noggin

Oral sex (head) from a cougar (older lady).

Crowsfoot noggin is the best. Experience pays off big time.

by Cluin October 19, 2003

Screaming Nun

A pointless manouvre performed by a drunken idiot in which he pulls his pants and shorts down to his knees, pushes his package down between his thighs which he clamps together to hold said parts firmly in place, then pulls his shirt bottom up over his face and head. Then, while holding everything in place, he scoots away, shrieking for attention at the top of his lungs. Nobody knows why.... but it IS funny to watch.

"On a bet, Larry tried to perform the difficult and legendary Screaming Nun as he left the bar, but unfortunately he ran into a telephone pole and knocked himself unconsious. So naturally his buddies rifled his wallet, took his money and left him lying on the sidewalk."

by cluin July 28, 2004

hungry bum

Also known as a wedgie, where the underpants are drawn/forced/pulled/slipped up into the butt crack.

That hungry bum they gave Clarence in gym class left a big skid mark on his gauchies.

by Cluin September 3, 2003

car booger

A chunk of ice or hard slush, usually dark brown, which is found in the middle of, or alongside, the road in winter, having fallen off a passing car. It builds up like a stalactite behind the wheel from dirty road slush being thrown up there and sticking. Also known in some quarters as a slurd.

Dear Uncle Pete... Weather was a bit warmer today so car boogers were in evidence everywhere on the roads... kids were dodging cars and running out to kick them apart on their way home from school.... p.s. Mom's hemorrhoids are acting up again.

by Cluin May 18, 2006

growling at the badger

What they call cunnilingus in Glasgow, Scotland (source: Billy Connolly, the funniest man in the world)
Also known as "going the growl"

"Know what they call cunnilingus in Glasgow?.... Growling at the badger!"

by Cluin September 2, 2003

slurd

A chunk of ice or hard slush, usually dark brown, which is found in the middle of, or alongside, the road in winter, having fallen off a passing car. It's made up of the slushy stuff that builds up behind the wheels and is also known as a car booger.

Bill, the idiot, crashed his car into a telephone pole playing "Dodge the Slurds" on his way to the store today. He's such a stupid dinktwat!

by Cluin May 18, 2006

snake and eggs

The male version of the "camel toe", usually seen on tight-jeaned rock stars of 70s.

"Check out the snake `n' eggs on Daltrey in this shot. Think that's all him or is he packin' a gym sock?"

by Cluin September 1, 2003