mr. burns

very old and weak powerplant owner and boss of homer simpson

"What good is money if it can't inspire terror in your fellow man?"

"Why, my good man, you're the fattest thing I've ever seen, and I've been on safari."

"Ex-cellent."

by clevelandsteamer August 10, 2005

sleepers

a terrifying movie featuring kevin bacon as the worlds scariest detention center guard

kid: What do you want?

kevin bacon: A blowjob. down on your knees.

if you want to not sleep at night, watch sleepers

by clevelandsteamer December 28, 2005

bill maher

a political, atheist comedian who doesn't hate america, but is embarressed by it

"We have been the cowards lobbing cruise missiles from 2,000 miles away. That's cowardly. Staying in the airplane when it hits the building, say what you want about it, it's not cowardly."

by clevelandsteamer September 01, 2005

moe syzlak

bartender on the simpsons. moe is incredibly ugly, stupid, and has a great voice.

Hiya Homa!

I got some secrets. Some dark, dark secrets.

by clevelandsteamer August 10, 2005

paris hilton

the rare form of a flat and slutty rich girl who is on the cover of every tabloid. she has never worked and enjoys giving fellatio.

the paris perfume collection smells like cum.

by clevelandsteamer September 05, 2005

hick

one who has only been doing things one way there whole life and is afraid to try something different. hicks don't act civilized and are often rednecks or hillbillies. hicks are everywhere.

hicks can be found in every country.

by clevelandsteamer August 31, 2005

flamer

a man who puts on a button-down, pink shirt with three buttons undone, torn jeans from abercrombie, flip flops, silk underwear and mousse in his hair and then heads out and cries to a barbra streisand musical, after which he goes to starbucks, where he orders a cappuccino, which he enjoys while reading an article in "vogue" about how to please your man. after all this, the "man" goes to the gap for some shopping and then heads out for a manicure and hair appointment.

the damn flamer couldn't stop talking about clothing materials, so i showed him the newest playboy and he quickly dissapeared

by clevelandsteamer September 05, 2005