Cincinnati

a city that i live in that isn't that bad when i think of it. sure, our sports teams suck. sure, we have a lot of crime downtown. well... i actually have nothing nice to say about cincinnati, except there are a lot of malls. i live in the suburbs, so its not that bad where i live.

founded in 1967 by germans, they named it cincinnati, which of course in german means "anal hair."

by clevelandsteamer August 06, 2005

mr. burns

very old and weak powerplant owner and boss of homer simpson

"What good is money if it can't inspire terror in your fellow man?"

"Why, my good man, you're the fattest thing I've ever seen, and I've been on safari."

"Ex-cellent."

by clevelandsteamer July 20, 2005

mantasy

The ultimate combination of taking a large dump while getting blown, eating pizza, drinking beer, watching the superbowl, and stabbing rosie o'donnell

my mantasy is better than your mantasy

by clevelandsteamer February 26, 2008

Avril Lavigne

the sorriest excuse for a punk. the bitch sings hormonal pop music, which is also known as emo. almost as bad as ashlee simpson

avril is in no way punk rawk.

by clevelandsteamer August 26, 2005

Mchkhkmkmkkhkmmm

The noise that one makes when smacking one's lips while sleeping

Friend 1: Mchkhkmkmkkhkmmm

Friend 2: Shut the fuck up (gets pillow to smother Friend 1).

by clevelandsteamer September 19, 2007

front

something that covers up a mafia family's real "business"

in the "godfather" movie, the corleone family's front is an olive oil business

by clevelandsteamer September 05, 2005

paris hilton

the rare form of a flat and slutty rich girl who is on the cover of every tabloid. she has never worked and enjoys giving fellatio.

the paris perfume collection smells like cum.

by clevelandsteamer August 26, 2005