Carlos Mencia

a mexican comedian who offends everybody. he is hilarious and is the host of a crappy show on comedy central.

watch carlos mencia's stand-up, not his show.

by clevelandsteamer August 31, 2005

mantasy

The ultimate combination of taking a large dump while getting blown, eating pizza, drinking beer, watching the superbowl, and stabbing rosie o'donnell

my mantasy is better than your mantasy

by clevelandsteamer February 26, 2008

Al Pacino

along with de niro and nicholson, he is the best actor of his generation. although his recent movies have sucked balls, he still makes them watchable because of his presence and extraordinary acting

al pacino has only one oscar. ONE!!!!

by clevelandsteamer September 05, 2005

escalade

car of choice for drug dealers, rappers, and guys with small penises

the escalade has weed in the back

by clevelandsteamer September 23, 2005

front

something that covers up a mafia family's real "business"

in the "godfather" movie, the corleone family's front is an olive oil business

by clevelandsteamer September 05, 2005

George Bush

a close relative of the monkey that has been given the opportunity to lead a nation that strangly loves him.

i would love to tell you why bush sucks, but i have to go somewhere next week and i don't want to be late

by clevelandsteamer August 30, 2005

clevelandite

A shitty white crystal or someone from the great city of Cleveland Ohio.

Clevelandite rocks!

by clevelandSteamer December 04, 2013