34 definitions by clevelandSteamer
a man who puts on a button-down, pink shirt with three buttons undone, torn jeans from abercrombie, flip flops, silk underwear and mousse in his hair and then heads out and cries to a barbra streisand musical, after which he goes to starbucks, where he orders a cappuccino, which he enjoys while reading an article in "vogue" about how to please your man. after all this, the "man" goes to the gap for some shopping and then heads out for a manicure and hair appointment.
the damn flamer couldn't stop talking about clothing materials, so i showed him the newest playboy and he quickly dissapeared
by clevelandSteamer September 5, 2005
a city that i live in that isn't that bad when i think of it. sure, our sports teams suck. sure, we have a lot of crime downtown. well... i actually have nothing nice to say about cincinnati, except there are a lot of malls. i live in the suburbs, so its not that bad where i live.
by clevelandSteamer August 6, 2005
kid: What do you want?
kevin bacon: A blowjob. down on your knees.
if you want to not sleep at night, watch sleepers
kevin bacon: A blowjob. down on your knees.
if you want to not sleep at night, watch sleepers
by clevelandSteamer October 2, 2005
by clevelandSteamer July 23, 2005
the headquarters for nerds
by clevelandSteamer August 5, 2005
when you are strapped to a chair while wearing an itchy sweater, while at the same time having a wedgie, and being forced to stare at tubgirl while listening to nsync for the rest of eternity. the one positive thing is being able to talk politics with george dubya while watching satan rip up his anus.
by clevelandSteamer September 17, 2005