Definitions by chugmeister of sicily

Cider sprinkler

Someone who constantly needs to urinate while drinking cider.

Paddy "Yeah hold my strongbow will you mate, i need to use the loo again"

Mark "You cider sprinkler"

Paddy "Actually nevermind mate i'm all done"

(slip)

Cider sprinkler by Chugmeister of Sicily June 26, 2010

Alpaca shagger

An eccentric person. Also an uncommon term for Peruvians.

Sheep shagger "Hah thats different"

Alpaca shagger "Well everyone shags sheep!"

Alpaca shagger by Chugmeister of Sicily June 26, 2010

Triangle player

1.) Someone who does something easy really well 2.) Someone who does something easy coz there lazy 3.) Someone who does something supposedly gay and lame but is cool coz of it.

Dude 1 "Hey your a REALLY REALLY GOOD triangle player"

Triangle player "Well why would i learn the piano, to many keys"

Dude 2 "Man thats actually cool, i should learn the triangle"

or

Dude 1 "Man why are you wearing a dress"

triangle player wanna be " Yeah i'm setting a trend"

Dude 2 "He so wants to be a triangle player but you know what hes not" (giggles like a girl and runs off)

Triangle player by Chugmeister of Sicily June 26, 2010

Arctic penguin

Someone who looks like there in the right sort of place but is not. Comes from the fact that many people think Penguins live in the North Pole but they actually live in the South Pole.

Mark "Hey Jerry you love to surf hit those gnarly waves!"

Jerry "Ummm alright i'll try" (Splash plonk")

A very large crowd of critising onlookers " FAIL! what an arctic penguin!"

Arctic penguin by Chugmeister of Sicily June 24, 2010

Egg counter

Someone who predicts the result of something before it happens. Comes from counting how many chicks will hatch under a hen before they have hatched.

Douchey nerd "If my calculations are correct i scored 98% in that test"

Teacher "Don't be an egg counter boy!"

next day

Douchey nerd "But that can't be! how'd I get 99%????"

Teacher "Well you should'nt be an egg counter"

Egg counter by Chugmeister of Sicily June 24, 2010

Mutant turtle teenagers

Youngins that act like there 80! They generally play chess, where plain clothing, eat bland foods such as soup and hate the young generation. These outcasts of society are usually of an age of 10-19 to be considered "Mutant turtle teenagers".

Craig (A teenager) "Hey guys wanna play some frisbeeee?"

Mr.Peterson (One of the Mutant turtle teenagers) "Oh when this game of chess is over, and let me fetch my extra plain grey sweater"

Leonardo (One of the teenage mutant ninja turtles) "Cowabunga!"

Mutant turtle teenagers by Chugmeister of Sicily June 22, 2010

crab pot

When you see a bunch of sunburnt people (usually tourists) together in one spot.

Dude 1 "Hey look at that crab pot there hundreds of em! the burnt buggers!"

Dude 2 "I'm hungry now"

crab pot by Chugmeister of Sicily June 22, 2010