chuck van d's definitions

JunkMale

An unwanted dick pic.

“Dammit, Harold! I don’t want any more of your JunkMale in my DMs!”

by chuck van d June 5, 2021

gaslaid

When you overlook whatever horrible thing your date thinks just in case it’ll get you laid.

“Bro got Gaslaid at the Trump rally last night. Last I seen ‘em, they were making out to Try That In A Small Town at the taster freeze.”

by chuck van d January 2, 2025

ma'amspreading

When a woman puts her purse or bag on the adjacent seat on a train or a bus to her to stop people from sitting next to her.

Helen was ma'amspreading on the Jitney to stop the DudeBros from sitting next to her.

by chuck van d December 6, 2015

Schlongolia

The gay part of Mongolia.

You can tell he's from Schlongolia from his accent.

by chuck van d December 2, 2007

gaslaying

The act of ignoring red flags in order to have sex.

“I was gaslaying her so hard, bro. I told her I was cool with Jan 6.”

by chuck van d January 2, 2025

dog confetti

When your dog gets hair all over your pants

My dog was so excited to see me, he threw dog confetti all over me.

by chuck van d December 7, 2007

Donnabee Trump

A blue-collar businessman who thinks he knows how to run the country.

“I thought I was buying a wall, but it turns out I just gave my money to some scam—might as well call me Donnabee Trump.”

by chuck van d December 4, 2023