5 definitions by chuck van d

ma'amspreading

When a woman puts her purse or bag on the adjacent seat on a train or a bus to her to stop people from sitting next to her.

Helen was ma'amspreading on the Jitney to stop the DudeBros from sitting next to her.

by chuck van d October 15, 2015

“Dammit, Harold! I don’t want any more of your JunkMale in my DMs!”

by chuck van d June 6, 2021

States Donald Trump needs to win, so he flies in, holds a rally, and leaves with understanding or helping the people who live there.

“Aw man, dad’s making me do a rally in one of the combover states tonight, Wisconsin.”

by chuck van d October 28, 2020

My dog was so excited to see me, he threw dog confetti all over me.

by chuck van d November 12, 2007

You can tell he's from Schlongolia from his accent.

by chuck van d November 8, 2007