Urban Dictionary: Definitions by chuck van d

gaslaying

The act of ignoring red flags in order to have sex.

“I was gaslaying her so hard, bro. I told her I was cool with Jan 6.”

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When you overlook whatever horrible thing your date thinks just in case it’ll get you laid.

“Bro got Gaslaid at the Trump rally last night. Last I seen ‘em, they were making out to Try That In A Small Town at the taster freeze.”

gaslaid by chuck van d January 2, 2025

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A blue-collar businessman who thinks he knows how to run the country.

“I thought I was buying a wall, but it turns out I just gave my money to some scam—might as well call me Donnabee Trump.”

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“Dammit, Harold! I don’t want any more of your JunkMale in my DMs!”

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States Donald Trump needs to win, so he flies in, holds a rally, and leaves with understanding or helping the people who live there.

“Aw man, dad’s making me do a rally in one of the combover states tonight, Wisconsin.”

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When a woman puts her purse or bag on the adjacent seat on a train or a bus to her to stop people from sitting next to her.

Helen was ma'amspreading on the Jitney to stop the DudeBros from sitting next to her.

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When your dog gets hair all over your pants

My dog was so excited to see me, he threw dog confetti all over me.

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