JunkMale

An unwanted dick pic.

“Dammit, Harold! I don’t want any more of your JunkMale in my DMs!”

by chuck van d June 05, 2021

combover states

States Donald Trump needs to win, so he flies in, holds a rally, and leaves with understanding or helping the people who live there.

“Aw man, dad’s making me do a rally in one of the combover states tonight, Wisconsin.”

by chuck van d October 28, 2020

Schlongolia

The gay part of Mongolia.

You can tell he's from Schlongolia from his accent.

by chuck van d December 02, 2007

gaslaid

When you overlook whatever horrible thing your date thinks just in case it’ll get you laid.

“Bro got Gaslaid at the Trump rally last night. Last I seen ‘em, they were making out to Try That In A Small Town at the taster freeze.”

by chuck van d January 02, 2025

ma'amspreading

When a woman puts her purse or bag on the adjacent seat on a train or a bus to her to stop people from sitting next to her.

Helen was ma'amspreading on the Jitney to stop the DudeBros from sitting next to her.

by chuck van d December 06, 2015

gaslaying

The act of ignoring red flags in order to have sex.

“I was gaslaying her so hard, bro. I told her I was cool with Jan 6.”

by chuck van d January 02, 2025

dog confetti

When your dog gets hair all over your pants

My dog was so excited to see me, he threw dog confetti all over me.

by chuck van d December 07, 2007