4 definition by chuck van d

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When a woman puts her purse or bag on the adjacent seat on a train or a bus to her to stop people from sitting next to her.

Helen was ma'amspreading on the Jitney to stop the DudeBros from sitting next to her.

by chuck van d October 15, 2015

When your dog gets hair all over your pants

My dog was so excited to see me, he threw dog confetti all over me.

by chuck van d November 12, 2007

The gay part of Mongolia.

You can tell he's from Schlongolia from his accent.

by chuck van d November 08, 2007

States Donald Trump needs to win, so he flies in, holds a rally, and leaves with understanding or helping the people who live there.

“Aw man, dad’s making me do a rally in one of the combover states tonight, Wisconsin.”

by chuck van d October 28, 2020