christian's definitions

Have a Phil "Badluck"Barrata episode

When a Big Italian guy is balls deep in Phil B. and he yells out "Daddy No"

So I was balls deep in Phil last night and he had a Phil Badluck Barrata on me.

by christian October 12, 2004

Pie

Comes in lots of flavors, and some dude like, screwed it in the movie. I hate pie. Plus, pie sucks and only (insert racial slur)eat them. Bush sucks too.

Outstandingly clear, isn't it?

by Christian April 14, 2005

maigh

Synonymous with the alpha member or the most skilled member of a group. Can be used as a noun or as an adjective. Used when one has been worked or one is the obvious mack

Did you see that boy shred that pipe, he is so maigh!

Be careful yo, one wrong step and you're going to get maighed.

by christian February 18, 2005

bephy

elizabeth ilardi's whack name which is pronounced "beefy"

yo, wusup bephy how you be

by christian April 6, 2005

Blunker

stragne fart, with a sound of monstrous proportions, to a regular fart. Usually a powerfull fart, exhaled slowly, sounds like a speedboat engine.

"omg u smell that shit?"
"yeah, was a right blunker that wannit"
"indeed"

by Christian October 1, 2003

water sport

Watersports lovers enjoy not just the flesh of their partners but also the secretions that flow from it. This fetish may also include a fascination with the one function (peeing) that their partner has been doing since birth.Generally speaking, for men the sensation of liquid passing through their urethra is exactly the same when they ejaculate as when they urinate. Even though men know the difference of whether they're cumming or urinating, the sensation is the same. Therefore, for watersports lovers, one action reminds them of the other. Likewise for females, their urethra opens and urine flows out of and among the sensitive lips of their body.

having sex and peeing

by christian December 29, 2004

Sexual Childcourse

The part of every young boys life, when he steps up to a hot woman and licks her vagina, this engages the woman into:
A) Grabs the little boy and gives him a blow job
B) Fucks him like a beast
C) accepts it like its meant to be

The little boy had Sexual Childcourse yesterday at school.

by Christian February 25, 2005