christian's definitions

banana

A large peice of crap covered with yellow piss

Dude, i just made the biggest banana!

by Christian April 21, 2005

pussy wax

noun. a slang definition that constitutes the process of a woman going to a waxing parlor, usually run by koreans and vietnamese, and having the hair from their vagina removed via wax

That bitch last night had a forest down on her pussy.
-Damn nigga, next time you see her, you tell her to get a nice pussy wax

by christian January 27, 2005

Argusius

A cool member of HXcs.

If you're 15 and cool.

by Christian July 30, 2003

CLB

Christian Likes Blondes, people who thinks it stands for creepy little bastard is obviously not part of the peepulation

Christian is a CLB

by Christian January 4, 2004

simultate

this is totally gay.

"i dont know how to interact with REAL people, so i simulate with people i meet off of message boards."

by christian February 3, 2005

pimped

to have been used and abused

You've been pimped and don't even know it!

by Christian March 8, 2005

Sexual Childcourse

The part of every young boys life, when he steps up to a hot woman and licks her vagina, this engages the woman into:
A) Grabs the little boy and gives him a blow job
B) Fucks him like a beast
C) accepts it like its meant to be

The little boy had Sexual Childcourse yesterday at school.

by Christian February 25, 2005