christian's definitions

smack tart

Smack Tart, often used in online matches against other people who suck at the game and act like a complete retard.

'Shut the hell up, Smack Tart.'

by Christian November 4, 2004

chuchaiyetai

another word for pussy

thats a raunchy smellin chuchaiyetai

by christian March 24, 2004

DrakenZ

A Very spicy meatball covered in powdered cheese and egg sauce. This exquisit meatball costs around 10Million Zenny
a full course meal with this tasty meal costs around 50Million Zenny

The very hot women ATE DrakenZ and Her mouth had white egg sauce around it and she had to drink lots of water to get it down.

by Christian February 25, 2005

CeeNiK

The sexiest man on EARTH

by Christian July 16, 2003

simultate

this is totally gay.

"i dont know how to interact with REAL people, so i simulate with people i meet off of message boards."

by christian February 3, 2005

water sport

Watersports lovers enjoy not just the flesh of their partners but also the secretions that flow from it. This fetish may also include a fascination with the one function (peeing) that their partner has been doing since birth.Generally speaking, for men the sensation of liquid passing through their urethra is exactly the same when they ejaculate as when they urinate. Even though men know the difference of whether they're cumming or urinating, the sensation is the same. Therefore, for watersports lovers, one action reminds them of the other. Likewise for females, their urethra opens and urine flows out of and among the sensitive lips of their body.

having sex and peeing

by christian December 29, 2004

Sexual Childcourse

The part of every young boys life, when he steps up to a hot woman and licks her vagina, this engages the woman into:
A) Grabs the little boy and gives him a blow job
B) Fucks him like a beast
C) accepts it like its meant to be

The little boy had Sexual Childcourse yesterday at school.

by Christian February 25, 2005