christian's definitions

dekimusu

A person who is an asshole to anyone and anything. He hates you too.

Dekimusu sucks. Period.

by christian December 1, 2003

kitschy

Skanky, done in bad taste.

Buying your grandma a 50 inch double-ended leopard/cow print vibrating dildo is EXTREMELY kitschy.

by Christian September 21, 2003

water sport

Watersports lovers enjoy not just the flesh of their partners but also the secretions that flow from it. This fetish may also include a fascination with the one function (peeing) that their partner has been doing since birth.Generally speaking, for men the sensation of liquid passing through their urethra is exactly the same when they ejaculate as when they urinate. Even though men know the difference of whether they're cumming or urinating, the sensation is the same. Therefore, for watersports lovers, one action reminds them of the other. Likewise for females, their urethra opens and urine flows out of and among the sensitive lips of their body.

having sex and peeing

by christian December 29, 2004

Shanything

A word describing to others shit and anything yet without cussing.

Kiss my ass I'm not giving you Shanything!

by Christian March 10, 2005

milky licker

Best to describe anyone named Phillip.

Phillip is such as milky licker.

by Christian March 14, 2005

getting up

in graffiti terms: getting your name (tag) up

i've seen 20 of his tags just today! damn, he's getting up!

by christian December 8, 2003

Sexual Childcourse

The part of every young boys life, when he steps up to a hot woman and licks her vagina, this engages the woman into:
A) Grabs the little boy and gives him a blow job
B) Fucks him like a beast
C) accepts it like its meant to be

The little boy had Sexual Childcourse yesterday at school.

by Christian February 25, 2005