chris 's definitions

GEORGE W BUSH

The eternal dumbass with the IQ of a raisin who is the leader of the hell-hole now called America. Free country my arse. He is censoring porn, tying in religion with government, and goes on vacation more than any other president. He made up the UMD's in Iraq and is gonna get us nuked. It's said that Bin Laden already has plans to nuke us with bombs snuck into the USA.

I hope all you who voted for Bush suffer...

by Chris August 16, 2005

CBL

CBL stands for Chris Bond Laugh. Its a pretty gay laugh that is done while playing halo.

HEHEHEHEHEHEHE, really fast and high pitched....

by Chris October 17, 2004

CanadianBacon

Lesser brother of FrozenBacon. Can be actively found playing counterstrike but usually dead, or camping spawn. Completely harmless creature.

Stop spawncamping CanadianBacon!

by Chris December 21, 2004

rusty

A pug who pretty much resembles anybody with down syndrome.

"Food, Rusty? Food?!"

by Chris March 29, 2005

Breaks

A 2 player game where the point is to "break" your opponents pencil. Heres how it's played: One individual holds a pencil horizantally at each end while the other player forcibly snaps their pencil down in attempt to break the horizontal pencil. The benefit of this game is simple. Usually, its just the personal satisfaction of having broke a pencil with another pencil.

"I'll smoke your ass in breaks!"

by Chris January 27, 2005

lph

Love Peace and Happiness

<Jason> see u later man

<Rob> iight peace lph

by chris April 4, 2004

blurb

A small, dense amount of descriptive text which can be fired like a projectile.

Shoot me a blurb on that, Tim, and I'll get back to you this afternoon.

by Chris August 30, 2004