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Kablamo Method

A technique used to defeat opponents in a contest or game.

Carlita: Yes I scored a touchdown

Chris: Time to use the Kablamo Method and beat you.

Suddenly Chris beats Carlita 23 to 12

by Chris November 7, 2003

Scoob

The act of inserting 3 fingers into the vaginal opening (normally the index, middle, and ring fingers), and 1 into the anus (normally the "pinky" finger). The thumb is then bent and dog barks and ruffs are expected. This is usually performed when she is laying back, in the "deep thrust" postion (see "deep thrust" for more hardcore info). Commonly described as the next level up from the Shocker. This method of sexual gratification is one sought out by people of all levels. But only grand masters, like the Pharrell have been able to pull it off.

I gave her the Shocker, but she was used to it, so i gave her the Spock-er, but she wasn't into Star Trek so I gave her the SCOOB

by Chris April 1, 2005

TV Junkie

A person who is utterly addicted to all forms of television. Most especially reality television shows, for example; Starting Over House, The Biggest Loser, Fear Factor et al. This disease however is not limited to only reality television shows, but also Law and Order and it's derevitives.

Gee that Katherine really is a TV Junkie. If this were cocaine she'd have track marks on her arms.

by Chris January 11, 2005

joemoma

a awesome come back that can never be beaten

1st person-"-YOU are Fat and Ugly!"
2nd person" oh yeah, well Joemoma "

by chris May 13, 2005

Bob’s your auntie’s live-in lover

A updated version of "Bob's your uncle" that more accurately depicts the level of divorce in the modern world.

Definition: "there you go/it will be done and sorted"

to run a ps2 game you put in in the games console and bob's your anutie's live-in lover

by Chris January 28, 2004

kreator

despite unpopular belief, this band is far from Death metal. The band Kreator are an excellent example of German Thrash at it's best. Endless Pain all the way through to Enemy Of God, they've been kicking ass for over 20 years.

Kreator have been one of the best bands far longer than you were even a stain in your mom's shit.

by Chris January 11, 2005

Lifting

to lift weights, as in weight lifting

that boy could lift 50 lb. dumbells with each arm

by Chris March 18, 2005