chris 's definitions

hacksor

Someone who is cheating during an online video game.

"Admin, will you please kick that hacksor it is obvious he is using an aim-bot."

by Chris February 15, 2004

Hilary Duff

despite the skeptics, she is an immeasurably talented young singer and actor, who is pretty, and as opposed to those angry raging bitches out there, is better than all of you, so SHUT UP. Shes very nice.

that Hilary Duff is the best!

by Chris April 14, 2005

boylover

An adult, male or female, with a sexual and/or psychological attraction to young male children.

I thought Jon always hanging out with kids was kind of strange, then he confided in me that is a boylover.

by Chris September 21, 2003

Faggotry

1. The art of being homosexual

2. Used to describe a situation that might be deemed "gay

1. You guys are having gay sex in my room, what faggotry!

2. Stephanie, the situations you put me through, now that is some hardcore faggotry

by Chris March 22, 2005

rainman

ahhhhhh ahhhhhhhhhh ahhhhhhhhh ahhhhhhhhhh ehhhhhhhhh ehhhhhhhhhhh ehhhhhhhhhhhh. (see eh eh eh)

rainman hits hit head.

by chris February 23, 2005

sex-stoned

The psychological and physiological state resulting from a long lovemaking session, often seen in women after multiple orgasms or a strenuous sexual workout.

The physical signs: drooping eyelids, slurred speech, silly grin, sexual flush around the neck and upper chest region, sweaty skin, exhaustion, beet-red thighs and buttocks, overworked sexual organs.

The phrase is derived from the common slang "stoned" for being under the influence of marijuana.

I am so sex-stoned, I'm gonna sleep like a baby!

or

Look at the sex-stone on you! You were insatiable! Wanna do it again?

or

I've got the munchies, I'm so sex-stoned!

by chris July 16, 2008

polygamy

To have more than one instance of MSN Messenger running simultaneously.

I downloaded MSN Polygamy so I could sign in with 2 different accounts at the same time

by Chris February 22, 2005