chris's definitions

Yagz

A fat man horribly obessed with himself and his car, who sucks at everything but thinks that he is the greatest.

yo man, that guy last night was such a Yagz

by Chris March 20, 2005

metalcore

metalcore tends to have somewhat indecipherable lyrics and awesome, though distorted, instrumentals featuring the guitar. Metalcore tends to be nfluenced by various themes including, at times, the strait edge, anti-drug/sex them.

lamb of god, unearth and other groups are considered metalcore.

by chris January 2, 2005

yonks

a very long time, usually a number of years

"I've been mad for fucking years, absolutely years, been over the edge for yonks, been working me buns off for bands..."
-Pink Floyd, Dark Side of the Moon (Speak to Me)

by Chris September 18, 2005

Funny Crotch

fun·ny ( P ) Pronunciation Key (fun-e)
adj. fun·ni·er, fun·ni·est

crotch ( P ) Pronunciation Key (kraw-ch)
n.

A Funny Crotch is that of a man who has not been circumcised, also known as a FC or Anteater

1. I was totally going to sleep with him until I found out he has a Funny Crotch!

2. I bet (fill in name here) has a Funny Crotch!

by Chris March 15, 2005

rosenbourg piece

A rosenbourg piece is a collateral chomp of the 2.9 x 6.4, which subsequently equals Duncan Haslam, who is a very annoying Rosenbourg piece.

Sam : Go away Duncan!!!!!
Chris : Yeah, stop being such a rosenbourg piece you schlamp!!!!
Duncan : merioptiopmontyo...........

by Chris February 1, 2005

stupid

The act of saying or doing something silly but funny. Typically used in Washington D.C.

Did you hear what Joe said last night at the party? He's so stupid.

by Chris March 7, 2005

novocaine

procaine administered as a hydrochloride

The dentist gave me novocaine

by Chris June 19, 2005