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Tomacco

Fruit, produced through genetic fusion between a tomato and a tobacco plant using highly volatile uranium bars, ressembling a tomato, but filled with a black, goop-like, addictive substance.
They taste like granny.
by Chris July 29, 2003
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SWEM

a cool ass mutha pimp from minnesota.
by chris October 19, 2004
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chrisness

that is to be one with the might of chris,

1.either by being blessed with the name (see a chrisfor one of the like)

2.performing stupid stunts for others amusements

3.having a bit of chris, (having your wicked way with the excellent fellow and no doubt enjoyin it pure sex)
1. chris and chris looked in each others eyes and knew they shared a special bond as they slew the last of the smurfs, it was that they shared the chrisness...they're first name.

2. "that is such a chrisness! dont ever catch me riding on the back of a van next to a cliff at 60 mph!"

3."looks like Sheila's had a bit of chrisness by the way she's limping"
by chris February 21, 2005
mugGet the chrisnessmug.

pie face

A person who is overweight, otherwise known as a fat knacker
man1: jeesus how much butter do you want?
man2: you've some need to talk, pie face!
by Chris February 27, 2005
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riding the crimson tide

Having sex with a girl on her period.
She wanted to screw but, it's that time of the month and neither of us like "riding the crimson tide", so i settled for a blow job.
by Chris March 11, 2003
mugGet the riding the crimson tidemug.

registry

Something in your computer that you should delete if an IIS reset does not work.
Did you try an IIS reset? Well, if it does not work, try deleting your registry
by Chris June 19, 2006
mugGet the registrymug.

circus seal

When 3 or more guys line up and a chick (or dude if you're into that shit) on her knees sucks off all three in a row.
But you cute as hell. Like to go down on you, suck you, line up three
other guys and make like a circus seal
by Chris August 31, 2003
mugGet the circus sealmug.

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