chris's definitions

Fergugoa

A nasty mexican who has growing fungi all over his face; has constant idiodic breakouts and is easily hurt by crude comments.

That fergugoa's name is Andy.

by Chris January 14, 2005

zig-zag

Papers for rolling joints.

I need some zig-zags to make some joints out of my load of pot.

by Chris July 10, 2003

Vagina Pop

A banana positioned inside of a female's reproductive organ in order that a paying client may eat it.

She spread her legs and let the world eat a Vagina Pop from her buffet.

by Chris December 7, 2003

m4m

Abbreviation for men seeking men in an online chat room.

Chat room name Chicago m4m.

by Chris September 11, 2003

Majersky'd

to release waste in ones pants

I just majersky'd myself

by Chris May 13, 2005

sperm welt

when one cannot perform properly in the bedroom.

"how was david last night?"

"well, it was kinda weird..."

"wat happened"

"he couldnt bust his load..."

"he must hav had sperm welt."

by chris May 13, 2005

ackhead

otherwise know as a crackhead
a person who is either addicticed to crack or pretends like they might be on it
this personally usually does stupid shit and might is probably a little abnormal

yo check out this guy on the bus, he looks like a fuckin ackhead

by Chris December 14, 2004