chris's definitions

shit sandwitch

playful term much like the traditional "stuck between a rock and a hard place"

man, i've got myself into a real shit sandwitch with this fucking napster thing

by chris January 7, 2005

tanked

To be excessively drunk

I went out last night and got tanked

by Chris November 18, 2002

profanitize

v. To insert a profanity, usually some derivative of the word "fuck," into the middle of an ordinary word, in order to achieve added emphasis.

You should hear him talk: he profanitizes everything. It isn't just fantastic, it's fanfuckingtastic. Not spectacular but specfuckingtacular. Really, you should hear him speak for yourself... it's unfuckingbeleivable.

by Chris November 19, 2004

melodeamo

a blend between melodic metal and screamo, making melodeamo.

"that band a tendency to fracture is classified as melodeamo."

by chris May 9, 2004

anti-racist

A man or woman, of any color, sexuality, religion, or background, who is morally opposed to senseless hate. A person who believes strongly that all people are equal, and is willing to stand up for that belief.

Hey, are you an anti-racist? No? Uh-oh, I guess I better punch your nose!

by Chris December 7, 2003

robbing the cradle

Having relations with a person who is significantly younger than you.

The middle aged man robbed the cradle with the teenager.

by Chris January 19, 2003

fannybaws

derogatory glasgow word meaning stupid bastard, most commonly used at the end of a sentence

"shut yer hole fannybaws"

by chris January 7, 2005