chris's definitions

mandubla oblingata

a guys penis or girls breasts

dude my mandubla oblingata was totally in her mandubla oblingat and shes got big mandublas

by chris April 8, 2005

Cooterific

it means getting some hot wet finger lickin pussy my friends. it comes from the latin work, coo-ter-if-ik and that mean door of happyness, well i dont like pigs or indians so ill cut the chase, i <3 andy's moms cooter!! pwned nigger!

andy's moms ass was so nice, i popped the cherry hidden in her cooter DAAAMN(i kno u blacks like that word)

by chris March 8, 2005

krill

it means to steal

to stealing

by chris June 13, 2004

Reverse Blumpkin

1) Like a normal blumpkin, but the girl is taking a shit and giving you a blow-job.

"Man that crazy girl from class wanted me to come in the bathroom while she was shiting so she could give a reverse blumpkin. But I said "no thats nasty!"

by Chris November 17, 2004

Cobained

The point one arrives at after overdosing on THC; where you literally cannot function to the point where you might as well take a shotgun blast to the face.

"Holy fuck, Chris is Cobained."
"Oh man, I'm Cobained."
"Hasak just hit the ground, I think he's Cobained."

by Chris March 5, 2004

boylover

An adult, male or female, with a sexual and/or psychological attraction to young male children.

I thought Jon always hanging out with kids was kind of strange, then he confided in me that is a boylover.

by Chris September 21, 2003

Faggotry

1. The art of being homosexual

2. Used to describe a situation that might be deemed "gay

1. You guys are having gay sex in my room, what faggotry!

2. Stephanie, the situations you put me through, now that is some hardcore faggotry

by Chris March 22, 2005