chris's definitions

Assclown

One, who, through the fault of his parents conception, is a skid mark in society's collective underwear.

You, my good sir, are an assclown.

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"My Name is assclown and that is offensive"

by Chris October 23, 2002

Klergy C

A old e drank'N white man that is really a nia. Notorious for bein toe up, and whoopin all busta's ass.

Yo, I was at the club Friday Nite, and that White Nia Klergy C step foot on da turf like what. I saw muffucka toss mini Snoop Dogg across the floor, mile high.

by Chris April 6, 2005

Fantasm

A fantasm occurs when one ejaculates (most likely while being felated) while simultaneously passing a log.

"I just had a phantasm, and let me tell you, it was something else."

by Chris May 13, 2005

nyapapa

a term used to express sentiments of extreme ecstasy, sorrow, or "screw you"-ness. Developed by queen and mistress of all that is gramatically correct.

"andrea is such a poser! nyapapa!"

by Chris May 13, 2005

punch the clown

To masturbate , usually associated with guys.

Rather than work hard, Rob would rather stay home and punch the clown.

by Chris May 13, 2005

faggotess

An extremely obvious and flamboyant gay; a queer who touches people to bring pleasure to himself

You are a butt plugging faggotess!

by Chris October 26, 2003

WOS

abbreviation for "Waste of Sperm", someone who should not have been born

Chuck is such a WOS, his dad should've shot it in his momma's hair instead of her nasty puss!

by Chris December 5, 2002