chris's definitions

cuddle monkey

a soft arse bloke with a twat as a farther

Stuart is a cuddle monkey LOLOLOLOL

by chris February 16, 2005

manbroth

The water that's left in the bathtub once a guy steps out of it.

Hell if I'm gonna bathe in someone else's manbroth.

by chris February 16, 2005

novocaine

procaine administered as a hydrochloride

The dentist gave me novocaine

by Chris June 19, 2005

hamarm

Word used to descride a fat womens arm;
Derived from the visual likeness of a fat ladies arm to a christmas leg of ham (especially the hanging bit under the arm)!

look at her hamarms;
her arms look like a christmas ham;
i love hamarms;

by Chris February 16, 2005

Bass

The purest form of Speed (Amphetamine) in a thick paste.
Often taken in very small doses… For example pin-head size keeps average person buzzing for approx 12 hours.

I'm totally addicted to bass
Wow woah ho
Totally addicted to bass
Wow woah ho
( Puretone - Addicted to Bass )

by ChRiS February 17, 2005

nyapapa

a term used to express sentiments of extreme ecstasy, sorrow, or "screw you"-ness. Developed by queen and mistress of all that is gramatically correct.

"andrea is such a poser! nyapapa!"

by Chris May 13, 2005

wakeskate

Wakeboarding without bindings, kind of like skateboarding on water.

Jack went wakeskating and he almost landed a kickflip, he ended up racking himself on his board though.

by chris May 13, 2005