chris's definitions

Metallica

80s metal band. Thank god Cliff Burton died or they never would've given up.

See also shit, crap, and gay.

When we were browsing through the CD store, Jack found some CD by Metallica in the shitty-ass-metal section. The section was full of cobwebs, shit, and kids with Master-Of-Puppets T-shirts.

by Chris May 17, 2005

Gonk

Any high tech device that should make your life easier, but, in effect, has the opposite effect

I would show you an .avi movie in this power point presentation, but I can't get the gonk to work.

by Chris May 5, 2005

Tani

A little tiny girl who is very smart and yet stupidly dumb.. Makes sense since she can be philosophical.. And yet EXTREMELY retarded at times. Thats why we love her. She is quiet but loud.. She is short but not to short.. She stares.. And yet she doesn't.. What a wierdo.. She was the girl in 8th grade who would kick your ass for a cookie. Don't mess with her man!

Give me your cookie damn it. Or i'm going to beat you down like a Shane! (Look up the word Shane)

by Chris February 20, 2005

C1

From the PC game Counter-Strike, where C1 will send a radio message 'Roger that'.

Now used in real life.

Geek 1: Man this new monitor rocks!

Geek 2: C1 on that.

by Chris January 8, 2004

fannybaws

derogatory glasgow word meaning stupid bastard, most commonly used at the end of a sentence

"shut yer hole fannybaws"

by chris January 7, 2005

1337 R4nK1n65

these are the rankings of how 1337 a person is and how wel they can speak/interpret 1337

Martin: how much of a haxxor or fuxxor are you? Im a 1337 Haxxor G33k
Chris: wow, your 1337 R4nK1n65 is 10

by chris June 19, 2006

Jagua

A Great GSA Helper who is very cool, I feel very sorry for her as she gets harrashed by a complete obbessed T**T!
Jagua Your rule :P

"Jagua your so cool!"

by Chris April 17, 2005