chris's definitions

hickory switch

A wooden implement, especially a tree branch, used for spanking.

"The old man will come a-runnin' with a hickory switch."

by Chris August 8, 2004

Majersky'd

to release waste in ones pants

I just majersky'd myself

by Chris May 13, 2005

listener

To listen to a person(s) use the toilet.

I went to the toilet only to find Lei was listening.

by Chris December 20, 2004

m4m

Abbreviation for men seeking men in an online chat room.

Chat room name Chicago m4m.

by Chris September 11, 2003

shiva

a true player; one who is good with women

Don Juan is a shiva.

by chris January 5, 2005

feddies

N. Cash. As in "federal-ies"

Yo Ezekiel, You got those feddies you owe me?

by Chris May 28, 2003

Hungry Hungry Hippos

A secret plot devised deviously by huge fastfood franchises such as McDonalds and Burgerking to promote eatting a bunch of marbles as fast as the other kid can.

I went to McDonalds and saw fat kids playing hungry hungry hippos!

by Chris November 6, 2004