chris's definitions

chicken

1) - An animal that is processed for human consumption

2) - A dangerous game in two cars will drive directly at each other and the first to swerve out of the way is the "chicken". Also referred to when two cars are doing the same thing, only driving over a cliff or ledge.

3) - An attractive woman with thighs and breasts (like a real chicken)

4) - A scardey-cat, wuss, etc.

5) - A woman who gives lots of oral sex, in this sense it's short for "chicken-head" or "chicken-neck"

1) - Tastes like chicken...

2) - Let's play chicken

3) - This chicken was workin' her ass in the club last night

4) - Little chicken won't smoke this joint

5) - Chicken went all down on me yesterday baby!

by Chris December 27, 2003

wanksta

An idiotic word that ghetto people made up.

Yo that dawg be a wanksta!!!!!!

by Chris March 29, 2005

Imbecile

Intelligence Quotient Scale:

Moron = 50-69

Imbecile = 30-49

Idiot = 29 & below

Hey, you see that idiot over there? Why are you acting like him? You know you're smarter than him, you imbecile.

by Chris November 1, 2004

Seahorse

A lesser entity than a bitch or biat. A comparison to the only species in which the male carries the eggs during gestation.

Look at dat seahorse carryin dat hoes bags.
Kiss my ass you fuckin seahorse.
Punk ass seahorse takin shit from that bitch.

by Chris December 1, 2004

cnotte

Cnotte is a poor man who has learned how to live off the very little doe he earns.
Also used as a verb.

I'm feeling very cnotte this check better last two weeks.

As a verb.

I've cnotted all month long.

I'm cnotting right now can't afford to go out.

by Chris January 28, 2005

phi psi

The best fucking fraternity ever to exist.

Goddamn I wish I was a Phi Psi.

by Chris March 26, 2005

moo-cow eyes

A word describing a male with a large head who also has large eyes that extend from his face, looking like a cow.

The Needhams have moo-cow eyes.

by chris January 20, 2005