Definitions by chris 

Crazin 

Adj.; A term used by one white boy (Chris Milliken) to define someone who is odd or abnormal; To be crazy; A cranberry dried out to be like a rasin, a compound word.

Man, you be crazin like a cranberry rasin.

Crazin by Chris February 28, 2005

marmalise 

Marmalise,

1. to unleash upon a person and completely and utterly destroy them into a pool of viscous orange bio-soup

2. In the event that a person, unintentionally and unfavourably falls into a vat or marmalade, thus becomeing marmalised.

1.

man1: I'm going to marmalise you because I don't like your head
man2: please don't marmalise me because you don't like my head!
man2: *marmalised*

2.

man: this railing looks very stout and hardy, I might put my full body weight on and....*splash*

marmalise by Chris February 27, 2005

wank 

British term to describe masturbating, sometimes known as:

josseling
flogging the dolphin
playing tug of war
pumping your fist
having a "german tank"
having a "down town jeremy brown"
having a "five knuckle shuffle"
having "one on the house"

American terms include:

beating off
whacking off
jerking off

he is upstaires having a jossel, would you like to leave a message?

wank by Chris February 27, 2005

pie face 

A person who is overweight, otherwise known as a fat knacker

man1: jeesus how much butter do you want?
man2: you've some need to talk, pie face!

pie face by Chris February 27, 2005

2x4 

A piece of wood sizable enough to strike somebody down. Normally presented in inches

while bill was asleep in his chair I beat him down with my 2x4

2x4 by Chris February 27, 2005

blart 

When you fart and spray shit everywhere.

Chris blarted and now I have brown walls.

blart by Chris February 27, 2005

Moraga 

See; Orinda
Rich white kids who do nothing besides pretend to be black. Some asians present.

Yo, that wigger's a fucking nut sack.

Moraga by Chris February 27, 2005