chickenman's definitions

furball

those tiny hairs that get stuch in the back of your throat after cunnilingus.

Ugh I got a furball stuck in my throat and it gaging me.

by Chickenman June 12, 2003

Goorping

farting while in the bathtub then biting the bubbles

While bathing last night I did a little goorping to relax.

by Chickenman June 12, 2003

cumshootin

The male game while in the shower, where he jerksoff and shoots his cum high on the shower tiles, marks the tile, then every shower he tries to beat his old mark. This greatly improves the ejaculation velocity.

Man I finally got my cumshootin mark to six feet. Now when I cum in the Old lady she really feels it up to her eye teeth.

by Chickenman June 12, 2003

fruitstand

a place where homosexuals gather to meat each other

Boy oh boy there is a huge fruitstand in the French Quarter in New Orleans loaded with homo's

by chickenman June 12, 2003

ziplock

when you penis gets caught in your fly zipper

Having a baby is painless compared to ziplock.

by chickenman June 12, 2003

shitonmystik

What happens after anal intercourse

Damn it girl your dirty ass got shitonmystik

by Chickenman June 12, 2003

uppauass

Slang term for Anal intercourse

Hold on honey I'm gonns stick my dick uppauass.

by Chickenman June 12, 2003