chickenMAN's definitions

marry grace

She is the best person to have at a party. But she is the biggest slut you will ever meet.

Damn did you see marry grace at the party last night?

by Chickenman June 29, 2016

clam diving

The art of cunnilingus

I can't wait to get home after work, I intend to go clam diving with my wife.

by Chickenman June 12, 2003

Goorping

farting while in the bathtub then biting the bubbles

While bathing last night I did a little goorping to relax.

by Chickenman June 12, 2003

cumshootin

The male game while in the shower, where he jerksoff and shoots his cum high on the shower tiles, marks the tile, then every shower he tries to beat his old mark. This greatly improves the ejaculation velocity.

Man I finally got my cumshootin mark to six feet. Now when I cum in the Old lady she really feels it up to her eye teeth.

by Chickenman June 12, 2003

onecheeksneak

The art of lifting one ass cheek to slip out a silent fart.

Ugh something stinks in here man did you let out a onecheeksneak ?

by Chickenman June 12, 2003

oneyedsnake

slang for the male penis

Tonight mary is gonna be staring at the old oneyedsnake.

by Chickenman June 12, 2003

poopshooter

Someone who likes anal sex above vaginal sex.

Joe ain't much on intercourse but he is one hell of a poopshooter

by Chickenman June 12, 2003