chester's definitions

Peta

A terrorist organization by definition; they're right to help animals; but theyve gone too far. They have tooken to the extreme and should be purged. We all know nobody cares what peta thinks, but still their ideas are messed up.

Were P.E.T.A. People for Ethical Treatment of Animals, and were here to stop you from wearing tha fur COAT!!!! (throws pie and ruins fur coat) this is real

by Chester April 5, 2005

seam

The gooch,the grundle, that seam between your ballsac and asshole, the one that if it wasn't there you'd fall apart because it holds you together.

nasty!!! there was hair on the girls seam that I fingured last night!!!

by Chester June 3, 2004

tossed

A nice mix of drunk and high, where you frequently feel compelled to flap your limbs around languidly. And lots of jumping, yeah, jumping.

That kid is tossed. I think he's gonna fall off the roof.

by chester January 29, 2004

ginourmous

expansive, vast, large beyond belief.

Holy shit!! THAT is Steve's girlfriend?? She's so fuckin ginourmous even the dudes at IHOP would be like 'daaayyyyymmmm!'

by Chester October 1, 2003

mangled

A state once achieved by Lucious the Great. It requires tripping on acid, then slowly drinking a half a case of beer over the course of the evening, then smoking a lot of pot. It usually produces a facial expression resembling near-death or being under the influence of strong anesthetics.

That kid is mangled... he should probably go to sleep before he hurts himself...

by chester January 29, 2004

blue wings

this is the act of going down on a dead chick.

I saw her cold lifeless corpse and knew it was time to receive my blue wings.

by chester August 6, 2003

terd fergassin

has no meaning just used as an empty insult towards jewish people.

"cody was bein a terd fergassin"

by chester November 29, 2003