chester's definitions
by Chester May 10, 2003

The Silent Assassin - The Track Attacker
For years never known to speak to anyone in the media or public, always spoke with his hands
The perfect group show DJ, one that stays in the flow of the group and drops the beat on time; very few mistakes in the Jammaster Jay mode of show jocks
Took the transformer scratch invented by Philly jocks, Cash Money and Jazzy Jeff, to a funk level on "Rebel Without A Pause"
For years never known to speak to anyone in the media or public, always spoke with his hands
The perfect group show DJ, one that stays in the flow of the group and drops the beat on time; very few mistakes in the Jammaster Jay mode of show jocks
Took the transformer scratch invented by Philly jocks, Cash Money and Jazzy Jeff, to a funk level on "Rebel Without A Pause"
by Chester September 17, 2003

by chester December 3, 2003

Not really a horn at all. This is the use of vocal power in the same manner as a horn in order that one might avoid using the real automotive horn on account of it sounding too "wussy."
"I don't use my real horn. It sounds too wussy so I just stick my head out the window and yell."
-J Money
-J Money
by Chester October 25, 2004

best kid ever, also felt left out of all the online cat fighting that the 7th (and some 8th) grade girls were having.
Note: kim yulick, emily silk, etc. God damnit, why can't these girls just grow up?
Note: kim yulick, emily silk, etc. God damnit, why can't these girls just grow up?
Kim: You're a rabbit.
Garrette: You're a slut.
Time to grow up. Kim isn't a slut, garrette is obviously a human, just get over yourselves ladies.
Garrette: You're a slut.
Time to grow up. Kim isn't a slut, garrette is obviously a human, just get over yourselves ladies.
by chester April 16, 2005

ill give him the benifit of the doubt and call him a 2 hit wonder (due to the mild sucess of 2 legit to quit, the cause of his bankruptcy (spent more money on the song and video than he made)) but he definitly DID NOT do whoomp there it is, that was tag team..........unless he was in tag team, but i dobut it
by Chester March 10, 2004

after drinking 8 shots of absinthe and a bunch of ketamine, i somehow woke up on the coast of nicaragua laying in a corcoise.
by chester January 14, 2004
