cherryblossom's definitions

cell-centered

The state of being overly focused on one's cellular telephone. Applies to people who are constantly sending text messages, answering telephone calls, tweeting, or updating Facebook in social situations.

Be prepared to be ignored if you go out for dinner with Alyssa. That girl is totally cell-centered.

by cherryblossom July 25, 2010

too posh to push

Prospective mothers who opt to have an elective caesarean section rather than give birth vaginally. The women who make this choice are usually thought to be of higher class and wealthier. The choice for a c-section is made because it's thought to be more convenient as well as less painful and distasteful.

Victoria Beckham and Britney Spears are two celebs who are too posh to push. Can you blame them? Being all stretched out down there sounds kinda awful.

by cherryblossom December 10, 2007

scenariorizing

When talking with friends, obsessively going over the countless scenarios that may happen with the opposite sex. Most often done between girlfriends, especially when a new relationship has started.

Mandy and Angela had spent all night scenariorizing about what she should do if Jordan invites Mandy over to his place. After 2 hours of discussion, they decided that if Mandy goes over past midnight Jordan will assume she is slutty, so she should only accept if he calls before 9 PM and she should wear tight jeans and a cute tank top, which is kinda hot, but not too hot.

by Cherryblossom September 6, 2007

brand bitch

A slave to brand name, high-end, luxury clothing.

Phil is such a brand bitch. He won't wear a suit unless it's Hugo Boss or Armani.

by cherryblossom September 13, 2007

croacher

A creepy guy who hovers too closely to females in a bar/club and does not get the hint that he is not wanted.

Sami: Oh my god! That croacher must be following us.
Angela: Isn't he that same guy who was standing next to us downstairs?
Sami: He is so weird. Why is he staring at us like that?!?

by cherryblossom September 14, 2007

undateable

Describes an individual so flawed that they cannot possibly be dated by anyone.

Mandy: Phil is so completely undateable. I have no idea why my cousin set us up.
Tamara: What happened?!?
Mandy: For starters, he is 35 and lives with his parents, and he smelled like rotten vegetation. And there were nose hairs.
Tamara: Agreed. Undateable.

by cherryblossom September 30, 2007

canadians

Code word used by women to refer to a group of substandard guys in a bar or club. (Not actually referring to people from Canada.)

Angela (calling Sami on her cell phone): So, are there are cute guys at Rouge tonight?
Sami: No, just a bunch of Canadians.

by cherryblossom September 30, 2007