cherryblossom's definitions

canadians

Code word used by women to refer to a group of substandard guys in a bar or club. (Not actually referring to people from Canada.)

Angela (calling Sami on her cell phone): So, are there are cute guys at Rouge tonight?
Sami: No, just a bunch of Canadians.

by cherryblossom September 30, 2007

croacher

A creepy guy who hovers too closely to females in a bar/club and does not get the hint that he is not wanted.

Sami: Oh my god! That croacher must be following us.
Angela: Isn't he that same guy who was standing next to us downstairs?
Sami: He is so weird. Why is he staring at us like that?!?

by cherryblossom September 14, 2007

brand bitch

A slave to brand name, high-end, luxury clothing.

Phil is such a brand bitch. He won't wear a suit unless it's Hugo Boss or Armani.

by cherryblossom September 13, 2007

scenariorizing

When talking with friends, obsessively going over the countless scenarios that may happen with the opposite sex. Most often done between girlfriends, especially when a new relationship has started.

Mandy and Angela had spent all night scenariorizing about what she should do if Jordan invites Mandy over to his place. After 2 hours of discussion, they decided that if Mandy goes over past midnight Jordan will assume she is slutty, so she should only accept if he calls before 9 PM and she should wear tight jeans and a cute tank top, which is kinda hot, but not too hot.

by Cherryblossom September 6, 2007