bird

1. the word
2. advanced government surveillance drones that are used to spy on us and use various behavioral tactics to keep us in line. What most people believe to be "birds" are not real

All the real birds died in 1986 due to Reagan killing them, and replacing them with spies that are now watching us. The birds work for the bourgeoisie

by cheese toastie with pickles October 05, 2021

election

humorous misspelling of "erection" that got memed into a real thing as a joke, but it's no longer funny. People try very hard to rise up to the top, then whoever wins at these "dick measuring contests" will usually screw us over and make a mess. Some weirdos like to watch them come and win

this election is painful to watch, these dickheads are really overcompensating with their absurd promises of growth, as if they'll be able to deliver

by cheese toastie with pickles October 04, 2021

coping and seething

when you can't confront reality so you lie to yourself (cope) and get extremely angry about it (seethe)

Person 1: "the earth is fucking flat, you're just brainwashed by the elites who are trying to hide the true nature of reality to control us, you absolute fucking dumbass"
Person 2: "lmao you're coping and seething"

by cheese toastie with pickles November 25, 2021

succoid

social democrats

succoid is derived from "succdem" the mocking spelling of "socdem" which is short for "social democracy"

by cheese toastie with pickles July 31, 2023

vaushoid

someone who worships vaush as an infallible genius and dismisses any nonsense he says as "out of context"

average vaushoid: "what you don't like vaush? wow cope seethe literally malding vaush derangement syndrome bad optics you liberal wokescold tankie fascist you're destroying the left touch grass please vote Democrat for the revolution trust me bro it will work"

by cheese toastie with pickles November 24, 2021

2 party syndrome

a disease most commonly found in the United States that causes people to sort every single political position into one of 2 camps, sorting every person into these groups even if the people within them have almost nothing in common. This is usually a subjective judgment of left vs. right and may be based on the major parties within a 2 party system, but it can also apply to other cases where they think everyone who doesn't agree with their very specific worldview is exactly the same. Symptoms include mind-numbingly stupid takes, seething rage, and excessive tribalism.

examples of 2 party syndrome may include:
"the democrats are communists"
"all libertarians are literally nazis"
"socialism is when the government does stuff, all you statists are socialists"
"if you're not hyper-specific leftist tendency you serve the bourgeoisie and are no better than a fascist"

by cheese toastie with pickles October 04, 2021

cringe and bluepilled

when someone says something extremely cringe and weak that upholds the status quo and false narratives that permeate our society

A: we need to bomb North Korea
B: lmao cringe
A: America's job is to protect freedom worldwide and defeat tyranny.
B: blue pilled
A: A starving mother stole bread, so Kim Jong Un put her 27 family members into a gulag and then nuked it. This must be stopped!
B: cringe and bluepilled

by cheese toastie with pickles October 04, 2021