cheese toastie with pickles's definitions
humorous misspelling of "erection" that got memed into a real thing as a joke, but it's no longer funny. People try very hard to rise up to the top, then whoever wins at these "dick measuring contests" will usually screw us over and make a mess. Some weirdos like to watch them come and win
this election is painful to watch, these dickheads are really overcompensating with their absurd promises of growth, as if they'll be able to deliver
by cheese toastie with pickles October 4, 2021
Get the electionmug. by cheese toastie with pickles November 25, 2021
Get the testicidemug. a disease most commonly found in the United States that causes people to sort every single political position into one of 2 camps, sorting every person into these groups even if the people within them have almost nothing in common. This is usually a subjective judgment of left vs. right and may be based on the major parties within a 2 party system, but it can also apply to other cases where they think everyone who doesn't agree with their very specific worldview is exactly the same. Symptoms include mind-numbingly stupid takes, seething rage, and excessive tribalism.
examples of 2 party syndrome may include:
"the democrats are communists"
"all libertarians are literally nazis"
"socialism is when the government does stuff, all you statists are socialists"
"if you're not hyper-specific leftist tendency you serve the bourgeoisie and are no better than a fascist"
"the democrats are communists"
"all libertarians are literally nazis"
"socialism is when the government does stuff, all you statists are socialists"
"if you're not hyper-specific leftist tendency you serve the bourgeoisie and are no better than a fascist"
by cheese toastie with pickles October 4, 2021
Get the 2 party syndromemug. someone who worships vaush as an infallible genius and dismisses any nonsense he says as "out of context"
average vaushoid: "what you don't like vaush? wow cope seethe literally malding vaush derangement syndrome bad optics you liberal wokescold tankie fascist you're destroying the left touch grass please vote Democrat for the revolution trust me bro it will work"
by cheese toastie with pickles November 24, 2021
Get the vaushoidmug. Hoxhaism is when you build bunkers. The more bunkers you build, the more Hoxhaist it is. And when you build a whole lot of bunkers, the struggle against revisionism has been won
by cheese toastie with pickles November 24, 2021
Get the Hoxhaismmug. 1. the word
2. advanced government surveillance drones that are used to spy on us and use various behavioral tactics to keep us in line. What most people believe to be "birds" are not real
2. advanced government surveillance drones that are used to spy on us and use various behavioral tactics to keep us in line. What most people believe to be "birds" are not real
All the real birds died in 1986 due to Reagan killing them, and replacing them with spies that are now watching us. The birds work for the bourgeoisie
by cheese toastie with pickles October 5, 2021
Get the birdmug. Person A: listen here Jack, in this world you're either a sussy baka or bussy saka
Person B: bussy kinda sussy
Person A: *bussy ate*
Person B: bussy kinda sussy
Person A: *bussy ate*
by cheese toastie with pickles October 4, 2021
Get the bussy sakamug.