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Viceroy

The viceroy is well known personality, who visits restaurants and bars, in order to be seen, rather than to see. His presence or absence is often used as a reason by others why the check or bill of fare is not to be paid, or to defer dessert. He haunts establishments by his formidable reputation, and his word is law.
I would love to have the apple pie, but I have to meet the Viceroy, don't you know?
by chasethedoor October 30, 2011
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Tabasco

Saucy and sweet, this Latin American beauty was born in a box, but rose to dominate the spice market. Through marriage and business, she is now the Countess of Worcester.
Tabasco utterly charmed the Viscount, while exchanging knowing glances with Mr. Chang, all the while texting Natasha on her latest conquests.
by chasethedoor January 23, 2014
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chang

A feared admiral in the Chinese Navy. His best friends cautiously refer to him as "Mr." Also stated to be a fine golfer.
Mr. Chang unleashed his submarines at the flotilla commanded by the Commodore, while his thought turned to 5-irons to the pins at Palm Beach.
by chasethedoor January 7, 2014
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Michelangelo

A noble animal, this horse accompanies the Viscount when he is in cities.
Look! There rides the Viscount, astride Michelangelo. Huzzah!
by chasethedoor November 2, 2011
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commodore

One of a select few who succesfully navigate the social and sea waters of East Island and Palm Beach, with style and brio.
The commodore laughed at the story of the elephant and the alligator, all the while piloting his vessel with his right hand, with his left hand holding the arm of the countess.
by chasethedoor December 20, 2013
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Sabi

A faithful elephant, descended from that line of pachyderms usefully employed by Hannibal in the Second Punic War. In modern times, Sabi sometimes followed Viscounts and Viceroys on their appointed tasks.
Sabi came suddenly upon the unfortunate, tusks flared and trunk unfurled.
by chasethedoor October 31, 2011
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