Definitions by charlie
petrosexual
A term used to describe someone who constantly stares at the asses of those of the opposite sex. This is usually followed by hand gestures and repeated nudging any companions nearby.
"Oh man check out that ass. Pffffft. Man i was to tap that man honestly guy, yo guy check out that ass..."
petrosexual by Charlie May 13, 2005
violin
The most difficult instrument to master (not play, but master), with challenging left-right hand coordination. It has a pleasent sound with four strings tuned in fifths. Violinists are generally smart people or slackers like Charlie.
Charlie is the assistant concertmaster for his school orchestra and has only being playing for five years.
Charlie is so fucking good at the violin. Did you hear him play Symphonie Espagnole flawlessly?
Lumi is a better violinist than Charlie will ever be.
Charlie is so fucking good at the violin. Did you hear him play Symphonie Espagnole flawlessly?
Lumi is a better violinist than Charlie will ever be.
haitian swimming pool
noun: when a man is sitting on the toilet and taking a dumb and a girl comes over and does a reverse cowgirl in mid crap.
Man I had this mexican food last night and I had to take the worst shit, but girl came and gave me a haitian swimming pool.
haitian swimming pool by Charlie May 13, 2005
dramameter
A measureing device used to measure the amount of drama involved in a situation or person. The measurement is in the form of a number, 1 being the least amount of drama and 10 being the highest.
dramameter by Charlie May 13, 2005
Kib
Kib, meaning a poker player of intensely obese proportions, originally stemming from the great 1940s player Luke “fatboy” Kibosh. Due to the popularity explosion of online poker, the term has been used as an insult or “flame” towards players who take a long time to play their hand.
“zzzzz just play you KIB”
Or past tense “yeah I have improved my general eating habits, lost a lot of weight, and play poker a lot faster now, but I was a kib”
Or past tense “yeah I have improved my general eating habits, lost a lot of weight, and play poker a lot faster now, but I was a kib”
Flake
Flake town, or Forest Lake, is a stoner town in minnesota where the store taht makes the most money is daisey mase... They ksell bongs and hot dogs.