charlie's definitions

flogging the dolphin

Beating the meat. exorcising the bishop. giving a handshake to russel the love mussel. pleasuring one's self.

after i had dinner with my "you're just a friend" Cindy, i went straight home to flog the dolphin.

by charlie July 16, 2003

kobe'd

past tense for rape (i.e. raped)

who that NBA player kobe's that white girl....looks like another hate crime

by charlie December 5, 2003

Work

Something that is meant to get done but doesn't. Also can be faked by type garbage in word and giving it to your boss. Consists of a tie and pen with a dash of fun. Work is the equivilent to naptime to a small child. Work is the reason people sell drugs for a living (they make a profit while being high and doing no work).

I smoked that reefer and skipped work and skipped on the sidewalk. I told president Clinton that I wanted an hjfrom his lesbian wife.

by Charlie March 26, 2005

opeth

a progresive dark rock band that rule and i love them they rock in every way

opeth rock

by charlie March 21, 2004

livewire

not as good as slice.

dude... this livewire is whack... i just wasted my dough.

by charlie July 16, 2003

music

music is oxygen

if there was music life would be even more worthless

by charlie March 21, 2004

gay goth punk rock

crap 'phrase' made to stereotype to completely different styles or rock into one so some dumbarsed pop/hip hop/r&b/woteva loving twat can TRY and insult ppl because they like a style of music, it takes a lot less talent to get ppl to write lyrics 4 u and stand in front of a camera saying them to a beat

"people who use 'gay goth punk rock' are uncultured idiots"

by Charlie February 20, 2004