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Definitions by charlie

a grotesque, non-specific venereal affliction of a loathesome nature, frequently characterized by red, itching skin with a slimy feel and foul odor. Often caused by poor hygiene.
My roommate got his gleety schlong all over the toilet seat; now I must disinfect it.
gleet by charlie January 24, 2003
mind or mood altering substances that eventually turn you into a shambling, sweaty, brain dead sack of crap incapable of doing more than cadging spare change from people with jobs.
"Drugs are totally harmless, man - look at, like, Jim Morrisson!"
Drugs by charlie January 24, 2003
The head of the male organ
I've got a big purple bell
bell by Charlie December 30, 2002
Dude, show me your WENIS!!!
WENIS by Charlie October 27, 2002