Urban Dictionary: Definitions by chadsicle

Puss in Boots

someone who acts tuff but is really a big pussy when shit hits the fan.

dude#1: i cant believe that guy that was talking so much shit to everyone.
dude#2: you should have kicked his ass, he's just a puss in boots.

backing up into someones yard with your car, and proceeding to "peel out" leaving deep tire tracks across their lawn.

check out all this grass that's under my fender from lawn jobbing that assholes yard last night.

Lawn job by chadsicle January 22, 2005

large 70's style afro around someone's puss/cock.

dude, that bitches muffro was so big, I stabbed her fucking hair pick with my dick

muffro by chadsicle January 22, 2005

a broad that has absolutely no breasts, and could be mistaken for a boy if fondled in the dark.

"dude, that bitch is so double backed i can't tell which side is the front!"

Dude, check out that hogstrapper going to town at the buffet.

hogstrapper by chadsicle January 22, 2005

a comforter covered in nut stains. evolved from CUMforter.

dude this nutforter has had the weenie.

nutforter by chadsicle January 22, 2005

what you call your friends girlfriend to make fun of him for not hanging out.

me: hey man want to go snowboarding tomorrow?
friend: I cant, my car is broke down.
me: you meen the wife wont you? pussy.

wife by chadsicle January 21, 2005