by chadsicle January 22, 2005

a 2.4L turbocharged four cylinder fourdoor neon that smokes the average V8 buttrocker mobile and most rice burners. buttrockers hate it because it doesn't have a big V8, (nevermind the faster 1/4 mile et's) and the ricers hate it because it is a very capable four, but not with rice roots. this car runs high 13's in the qm with over 20 MPG stock, and thats something neither buttrockers or ricers hardly ever accomplish. Oh yea... this car is only 20k
hey kids, load up. were going to pick up some grocery's then go smoke some neighborhood stangs in the srt-4!
by chadsicle February 05, 2005

1. Raise your rev's high enough to do a burn out. (Depends on application)
2. Find the best rate to let out your clutch while allowing just a little bit of wheel spin as you slowly apply throttle. (about 17% wheel spin)
3. Floor accelerator as you approach full clutch engagement.
4. Watch you're rpm's as you gain traction so you don't bounce off the rev limiter.
P.S. Wide-open throttle shift into second at about 750 rpm below redline.
2. Find the best rate to let out your clutch while allowing just a little bit of wheel spin as you slowly apply throttle. (about 17% wheel spin)
3. Floor accelerator as you approach full clutch engagement.
4. Watch you're rpm's as you gain traction so you don't bounce off the rev limiter.
P.S. Wide-open throttle shift into second at about 750 rpm below redline.
Dude thats fucked up. My girlfriend can launch my srt-4 better than you can launch your Evo. Learn to drive.
by chadsicle September 21, 2005

what you say to your friend when he/she gets married to make fun of them. calling their girlfriend or boyfriend a wife or husband wont work any more because they are now actually married.
by chadsicle January 21, 2005

backing up into someones yard with your car, and proceeding to "peel out" leaving deep tire tracks across their lawn.
by chadsicle January 22, 2005

by chadsicle January 23, 2005

me: hey man want to go snowboarding tomorrow?
friend: I cant, my car is broke down.
me: you meen the wife wont you? pussy.
friend: I cant, my car is broke down.
me: you meen the wife wont you? pussy.
by chadsicle January 21, 2005
